Things a beard would say?

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  1. The Pi
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    This seems a really odd thing to ask but could anyone come up with anything? I've ran out of ideas so I thought I may aswell post something in the EOF.

    Also while using my good friend google, the first result for "Things a beard would say" made me laugh Link
     
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    I think your name comes up in almost all the threads on here in some fashion.


    Your just that sexy we can't stop talking about you.
     
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