Then I whipped out my lizard!

[Rydian]

A preoccupied vegan named Hugh,
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite before spitting in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"

 

[person66]

Rydian wrote a poem
I think it was a hokum
It was quite lonely
So I bought it a pony
Which Rydian found quite loathsome

 

[rastsan]

Okay...


What happened to the lizard?

Did you use it to distract the vegan from noticing what he was eating?

was it a big lizard or a small lizard?

that definetly is a poem.
reminds me of the stuff I see on the new release of CT2... confusing and leaves me wondering.

 

[Sterling]

The lizard is the vegan.

 

[Schizoanalysis]

Stop whipping it, Rydian.

It is scared and confused enough already.

 

[_Chaz_]

Epic limerick is epic.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Poor old _Chaz_, he's dead and gone
His face we'll see no more
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.





Not technically a limerick, and I've posted it before too, some time.