The Zombie Apocalypse is here! What will you do?

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Jan 12, 2012
  1. VVoltz
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    Continuing with my Zombie themed day...

    The outbreak has started, hordes of undead people (and ponies)* are surrounding your house, imagine you could have ANY weapon you would like at your disposal and enough ammo to save humanity, what would you choose?




    *No, not really ponies, just humanoid undeads
     


  2. Jennyfurr

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    awww.. you got my hopes up for ponies! anyway, I'll just go get some southerners, does that count?
     
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    Loooool, yes, that's a lot of weapons.
     
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    A little carryover from the other thread.
    In my house you'll find a number of weapons, including a Remington 1100 semi automatic 12 gauge shotgun. At the moment it's plugged to only accept 3 shells at a time (for bird hunting) but the plug can easily be removed to allow loading of five shells (for deer, typically)
    By my bed is a short sword that I love.
    By my front door is a .22 rifle. Not a lot of use against a man-sized target. You'd be smarter to leave it behind unless you need to teach someone how to shoot in the near future. There's also a .357 magnum here but it's in need of repairs and rather dangerous.
    I know that next door there are at least twenty assorted weapons (long rifles, shotguns, and a couple handguns) and ammo.
    And I happen to have knowledge of where a couple hardcore rednecks have hidden caches of major firepower within a few miles of me. (rocket launchers, dynamite, gunpowder, etc)
    None of this is fabrication or exaggeration.
    You don't mess with rednecks on their territory.
     
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    hmmm I choose my large shafted pink magical Muffin Cannon. Its creamery goodness can save the world.
     
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    I'll take Vulpes and cower behind him like a real man should :ninja:
     
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    Vulpes could be part of my southerners.. ;P
     
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    Hey, I got first dibs, bro. Not cool.
     
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    :< Can I hide behind you then? i'm short. lol ;3
     
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    Okay, Shinigami gets the .22

    Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!
     
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    Loooolz
    Oh man how I missed GBATemp.

    So nobody would use the Ban Hummer? It is armed with a machine gun that fires memes at 34 n00bs per second and a laser sight (that always points to @[member='Veho']'s house).
     
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    Ban Hummer.. so it's also a vehicle
     
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    Nah. That thing's a gas-guzzler. Economy's bad enough. lulz
     
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    Hum...
    I'd just put my headphones on and continue playing games, if they made too much noise trying to barge my door open, then I'd simply grab my katana and tennis racquet and kill them off, screw the rest of humanity as long as I get my food and games in peace. =3
     
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    dude what are you talking about!? jump in the ban hummer!
     
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    Do I have games and food there? =S
     
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    ok i have a shotgun but will choose a katana over it for the cool factor im going down anyway might as well go down as that cool guy with the sword cutting down hordes of zombies.
     
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    MR TOOTS'nough said
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