Banned because I was going to write a comment about
that depending on what exactly you mean by eating you
but then I remembered that there are minors on this site so yeah, there's totally just one way to interpret that comment you made and everybody here was found in a cabbage patch as a baby.
Except for Petey, he was hanging out near the strawberry bushes playing with that hard-to-spot elephant with painted nails who liked to hide there when people told jokes about him. A description which is almost as long as the jokes themselves.
Banned because children are the future and the futures market is currently booming*
*This comment does not constitute investment advice. Do not take investment advice from dogs. Do not take advice about taking investment advice from dogs from dogs.