The 'You Are Banned' Game
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Banned because...
A man goes to Spain on holiday and he pulls all the stops. He buys a ticket to a bull fight. He makes a reservation at a fancy restaurant next to the bullfighting arena where they prepare their dishes with the meat of the bull that had just been killed at the bullfighting show that very day. It's supposed to be an amazing experience. While he's eating, he notices a waiter taking a plate to a nearby table with these garnished balls of meat that he can't recognize. After the waiter delivers the food, the man calls him over and asks what that was.
"Oh, that's one of our specialties. The dish is made with the bull's testicles."
"The bull's testicles? And do they actually taste good?"
"Oh, sir, they're amazing."
"Can I have one of those?"
"I'm sorry, sir, but the bull only has one set. I can save the testicles for you tomorrow, if you'd like."
So the man makes a reservation for the next day, and spends the whole day thinking about how tasty those bull testicles must be. The time finally arrives. He goes to the restaurant and orders the bull's testicles. He eats them, and they are indeed delicious. But he noticed that they were smaller than the ones he'd seen the previous day, and asks the waiter about it. Does the size of the testicles really vary that much from bull to bull?
"Well, sir, the thing is... it's not always the bull who loses the fight."
Banned because so is mine.Banned because your mouth is open
You are banned to oblivion for losing against the bull.don't worry. Banned cause those were my balls!
Banned because once I was the King of Spain.
Banned because you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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