AOL BUUURRRRPPP BEEEEPPPPP more aggravating noise...."You have Mail"
When I was younger I'd go to parties, and if they had AOL, I'd change the "You have Mail" to some obnoxious thing and turn the speakers up full blast and wait for it lol.
I got my Mom to download and try Waterfox last night and Chrome shat itself halfway through the download, so she had to download it through Edge. It worked and downloaded way faster.