The "Well, I woke up this morning..." game

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  1. strata8
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    strata8 Look! A pointless distraction!

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    Something I invented in Maths class today (odd, right?). Thought it would be pretty fun, but I'd like to see how you like it.

    It's pretty simple, so most of you should understand it. It works like this:

    All you need to do is make a post starting with "Well, I woke up this morning". Then, you pretty much add anything you want to the end of it. It doesn't even need to make sense. For example:

    "Well, I woke up this morning and there were tomato flavoured monkeys in my bathroom throwing potatoes at each other."

    Yeah, pretty bad example, but you should get the point [​IMG].

    Note: It doesn't need to contain 'there was/were'. It all depends on what you want to put at the end. Eg,
    - "...woke up this morning and my ..."
    - "...woke up this morning an ..."
    - etc.
     
  2. Domination

    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Well, I woke up this morning at 11 pm at night.
     
  3. BoxShot

    BoxShot Chiyo-chan :3

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    Well, I woke up this morning and I took over the world by Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Someone's Brigade [​IMG] .....
     
  4. Domination

    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Well, I woke up this morning to see that I was still asleep and was dreaming.

    Hey, he said it didn't have to make sense.
     
  5. strata8
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    strata8 Look! A pointless distraction!

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    Well, I woke up this morning to find that my name had changed to strata8drian.
     
  6. Domination

    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Well, I woke up this morning to find that trees have green leaves.

    Would you believe me if I say I never noticed it before?
     
  7. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I woke up this morning and decided I didn't want to get out of bed. But I had to so I did anyway.


    Lousy morning [​IMG]
     
  8. Maz7006

    Maz7006 iSEXu

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    Well i woke up this morning only to realize that my phone battery along with the alarm set on it was dead, and hence i was late to work.
     
  9. Domination

    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Well, I woke up this morning to actually see that Antonkan is an inferior creature after he commented on the Tempers' Pictures.
     
  10. strata8
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    strata8 Look! A pointless distraction!

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    Well, I woke up this morning from a dream where I woke up in the morning from a dream where I woke up in the morning from a dream where I woke up...

    Yeah, it was a pretty boring dream :/
     
  11. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Well I woke up this morning
    Got myself a gun,
    Mama always said I´d be the
    Chosen One.

    One in a million
    I´ve got live burn to shine,
    I was born under a bad sign,
    With a blue moon in my eyes.

    And I
    Woke up this morning
    And all that love had gone,
    Papa never told me
    About right and wrong.

    But I´m looking good, baby,
    I believe that I´m feeling fine, (shame about it),
    I was born under a bad sign
    With a blue moon in my eyes.

    So help me now

    Woke up this morning
    I got a blue moon in my eyes
    Woke up this morning
    I got a blue moon in my eyes

    I woke up this morning
    The world turned upside down,
    Lord above, thing's ain't been the same
    Since the Blues walked in our town. x

    But I´m one in a million
    Cause I´ve got that shotgun shine; shame about it,
    Born under a bad sign,
    With a blue moon in my eyes.

    Woke up this morning
    I Got a blue moon in my eyes (God demm shame about it)
    Woke up this morning
    I Got a blue moon in my eyes

    I can´t help myself

    I woke up this morning everything was gone.
    By half past ten my head was going ding-dong.
    Ringing like a bell from your head down to my toes,
    Like a voice telling you there was something I should know.
    Last night I was flying but today I´m so low
    Ain't it times like these make me wonder if you'll ever know
    The meaning of things as they appear to the others:
    Wives, husbands, mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers.
    I wish you didn't function,
    And I wish you didn't think
    Beyond the next paycheck and the next little drink'
    Well you do so make up my mind to go on,'cos
    When I woke up this morning everything I had was gone.

    Woke up this morning
    Woke up this morning
    Woke up this morning
    I wanna be the Chosen One.

    Woke up this morning
    Woke up this morning
    Woke up this morning
    Got myself a gun.
    Got myself a gun.
    Got myself a gun.
     
  12. Overlord Nadrian

    Overlord Nadrian Banned

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    Well, I woke up this morning to see I was still alive (Bleach reference).
     
  13. ENDscape

    ENDscape REBORN! I will post with my Dying Will!!!

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    Well, I woke up this morning to post in this.
     
  14. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Well I woke up this morning to find I had a character from Toy Story between my legs.
     
  15. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    I didn't wake up this morning, because I never fell asleep.

    What now?
     
  16. Domination

    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    I woke up this morning to see jerks.
     
  17. Isaiah

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    Well, I woke up this morning and hit my head on the ceiling before remembering I was sleeping on my friend's bunk bed...
     
  18. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Well I woke up this morning and realised it wasn't after noon yet so I went back to sleep.
     
  19. Hop2089

    Hop2089 Cute>Hot

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    I woke up in the morning and noticed that Blood of Bahamut is about to be shipped at any time most likely tomorrow.