The weirdest spam you ever got in your email bin

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  1. DiscostewSM
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    Here's one that just popped up in mine, and I'm afraid to even click on the "unsubbed" link that came with it (not the one I removed here, but I dared not click that either).

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    Subject: wifey needz Bull - w4m

    We are a clean married couple seeking a Bull for her.

    The husband will not be involved more then possible watching.

    This is both of our first time exploring so someone with a little experiance is preferred

    (link)oh he likes to watch(/link)
     
  2. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    Dr. Wahwee's castle
    Wat? :blink: That's just...creepy.:creep:
     
  3. nxwing

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  4. Ammako

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    smells like bull
     
  5. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    TO: <Not My Email Address>
    FROM: Facebook <Email is Random Gibberish>
    SUBJECT: re:
    I keep getting this in my junk folder. The phone number, link to paste into a browser, and email address at the bottom are always different. I've never met anyone named Adriana.

    "CLICK HERE FOR FREE BYPASS LINK" was indeed a link, but the hyperlinking was removed when I pasted the email in using the BBCode Editor rather than the Rich Text Editor.
     
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  6. Pleng

    Pleng GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    I once got a spam email, many many years ago, apparently from a couple of college chicks who were studying fashion design.

    If I responded they promised to send me photos of them in their underwear. I could then choose to send them money to see them wearing the clothes they had supposedly designed.
     
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  7. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Spam usually does.
     
  8. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Something about how cleaning your colon prevents Ebola and that I needed to clean my colon asap.

    Not. even. kidding.

    I also got one with "do you poop enough?" as the subject, but I didn't dare opening it.
     
  9. nxwing

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  10. Vipera

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    Away from this shithole
    I just received an e-Mail from a suspicious e-mail address about Google recovering two e-mail that got damaged and they sent them back to me.

    The mail didn't have any link, or any image. It was just text.

    I'm scared.
     
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