The fuel is whatever we want it to be, for the van will accept anything as power to move in. For you see, the van is an ethereal creature who thrives off having its existence acknowledge on the internet, fueling it to go further and further, picking up more attention along the way. Truly the van is nothing more than a thot who seeks to show cleavage on Twitch in exchange for extra views, but unfortunately it is a way of life for the van. We can fuel the van with other means, such as confusing ourselves and giving up on convoluted jokes that go nowhere