The Vag Staff

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  1. Guild McCommunist
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    Hadrian was talking about having a select group of members be part of an anti-spambot group to help the recent amount of advertbots. So, I thought of forming one under the title THE VAG STAFF!

    GOGO VAG STAFF

    [​IMG]

    The Vag Staff origins root back into the early 14th century, as ancient Japan was being invaded by the Chinese. The Chinese used a tactic of sending naked women strapped with ancient explosives into battle as kamikazes. As the Japanese were being decimated by this problem, since they were too busy looking at the women's boobies to actually stop them, a select group of warriors who knew neither pain nor pleasure, called the "Vagitso" were sent into the frontlines to slaughter the naked women and occasionally take home a few as "war trophies". Here, the name is used due to Hadrian's request that the anti-spambot task force have a "pink" font color for their names and that most of these adverts revolve around the same issues plaguing the Japanese back in ancient times: vaginas.

    We need the following!

    - A cool black guy
    - A white chick

    Then we can form the super Zoid!

    Anyone can be an honorary member, though.

    Duties include:
    - Reporting spambots
    - Helping discuss solutions to spambots
    - Warning people via Shoutbox to not go to spambot threads
    - Visiting the pr0n sites to "make double sure" [​IMG]
    - Making a cool appropriate logo
    - Making a cool Power Rangers-themed photo for the main Vag Staffers.
    - Making t-shirts for Vag Staffers
    - Sexual favors

    CAN YOU HANDLE THE DUTY??

    Vag Staff Round Table, aka the Vag-abond.

    - White Ranger, head of Vag Staff and Mrs. expert: Probably Hadrian. If he declines, this position is up for grabs by other GBAtemp Staffers
    - Yellow Ranger, resident vagina expert and oriental expert: tinymonkeyt
    - Red Ranger, resident expert of vagina-related humor: Guild McCommunist
    - Blue Ranger, resident Canadian lumberjack and fetish expert: Cablephish

    Vag Staffer Members.

    In order to join the members club, you must make a name for yourself. It must be "Sir (username), ______". The blank may be any short quip about yourself. For example I may be Sir Guild McCommunist of Vagina Loving. Anyone can join, unless exiled by the White Ranger.
     


  2. Cablephish

    Cablephish Show me...

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    I'm a Canadian lumberjack, is that white enough?
     
  3. Guild McCommunist
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    More than enough.
     
  4. Hatsu

    Hatsu Someone's been killing, eh?

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    I have super reporting eyes, is that enough?
     
  5. Elritha

    Elritha GBAtemp Addict

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    Ughh.. Power Rangers.

    Does the Vag Staff get 'war trophies' and if so what kind? [​IMG]
     
  6. themuddaload

    themuddaload Creepin' hardcore.

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    West of the equator Sex: sure
    im a white guy, and i like the idea of getting to take home war trophies. (the name is also intriguing [​IMG] )

    my joins?
     
  7. .:Crimonite:.

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    the idea is great, but i think Hadrian would make too much use of the running around naked part.

    as weird as it sounds, not EVERYONE wants to see Hadrian running around the temp nude. just most people.
     
  8. tinymonkeyt

    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

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    I'm an asian chick!
     
  9. TwinRetro

    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    Sweet! I can be a pasty white dude!
     
  10. themuddaload

    themuddaload Creepin' hardcore.

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    West of the equator Sex: sure
    ^ heh, person i thought of when i saw the "- An Asian chick" part.
     
  11. Hatsu

    Hatsu Someone's been killing, eh?

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    He he, I'll apply for Head of Vag Staff. [​IMG]
     
  12. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong The King is Dead

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    Picture unrelated.

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  13. Guild McCommunist
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    Vag Staff head is a forum staffer. Probably Hadrian, since it was his idea.
     
  14. Cablephish

    Cablephish Show me...

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    Man, too many people running for white guy, unlike white chick or asian chick, or black guy.

    Why's it have to be this way...
     
  15. Minox

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    I already am Mag Vag Staff.
     
  16. Guild McCommunist
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    Since key positions as the Rangers were first come first serve, some positions have been filled. The remaining slots are for a sassy black guy and a white chick.
     
  17. Westside

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    I'll be the sassy black chick
     
  18. Guild McCommunist
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    Actually it's a sassy black dude, not a chick.

    [​IMG]
     
  19. tinymonkeyt

    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

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    Btw Guild, congrats on making an EOF topic that actually made me smile/giggle! This is new.
     
  20. Hatsu

    Hatsu Someone's been killing, eh?

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    I'll apply as Sir Hatsu, the Royal Spammer.