I don't exist.Step 2: be kind
step 3: ge can not fakeStep 2: cover yourself in oil
God dammit you are rightI was expecting step 1 to be "Don't"
Vampires be likeStep 5 - Consume Life by murdering them in a painful death and absorb their nutrients to sustain your life for couple of hours or days. Then rinse and repeat every time you need more energy to power your human body when its running low on energy.