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You Will Need:
Step 1.[/p]
Place R4 clone on table.
Step 2.[/p]
Pour about 100mL of sulphuric acid into a bowl. Place aside.
Step 3.[/p]
Grasp hammer firmly, and bring down onto R4 clone.
Step 4.[/p]
Scoop up all of the bits and throw into sulphuric acid.
Step 5.[/p]
After the remnants of the R4 have melted, pour the sulphuric acid into a bowl of sugar. Set aside.
Step 6.[/p]
Set your hospital and poisons information numbers to speed dial.
Step 7.[/p]
Order a real cart.
Step 8.[/p]
See that big black thing coming out of your sugar? It's a brand new type of candy. Congratulations, you can be one of the first to try it!!! Eat.
Step 9.[/p]
If still alive, wait for real cart to arrive.
Step 10.[/p]
When cart arrives, jump in glee.
Step 11.[/p]
Remember when you were told to put your hospital and poisons information on speed dial? You should probably call them now.
Step 12.[/p]
Die from your own idiocy.
Remember!!![/p]
®The Ultimate® Guides Company 2011
- Your R4 Clone
- Sulphuric acid
- A bowl
- A cup of sugar
- A hammer
Step 1.[/p]
Place R4 clone on table.
Step 2.[/p]
Pour about 100mL of sulphuric acid into a bowl. Place aside.
Step 3.[/p]
Grasp hammer firmly, and bring down onto R4 clone.
Step 4.[/p]
Scoop up all of the bits and throw into sulphuric acid.
Step 5.[/p]
After the remnants of the R4 have melted, pour the sulphuric acid into a bowl of sugar. Set aside.
Step 6.[/p]
Set your hospital and poisons information numbers to speed dial.
Step 7.[/p]
Order a real cart.
Step 8.[/p]
See that big black thing coming out of your sugar? It's a brand new type of candy. Congratulations, you can be one of the first to try it!!! Eat.
Step 9.[/p]
If still alive, wait for real cart to arrive.
Step 10.[/p]
When cart arrives, jump in glee.
Step 11.[/p]
Remember when you were told to put your hospital and poisons information on speed dial? You should probably call them now.
Step 12.[/p]
Die from your own idiocy.
Remember!!![/p]
- Always keep the R4 clone firmly on the table. Missing the R4 may result in smashing a table. Not that you'd need it in the afterlife, if there is one.
- Try not to look suspicious when ordering sulphuric acid. Pretend to be a school science teacher who wants to show his students some carbon.
- Wear some bulletproof armor and flame-retardant clothes. When it happens, you'll know why.
®The Ultimate® Guides Company 2011