The Ultimate® Guide to Play Games on an R4 Clone

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Feb 17, 2011
  1. Evo.lve
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    You Will Need:
    • Your R4 Clone
    • Sulphuric acid
    • A bowl
    • A cup of sugar
    • A hammer
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    Step 1.[/p]
    Place R4 clone on table.

    Step 2.[/p]
    Pour about 100mL of sulphuric acid into a bowl. Place aside.

    Step 3.[/p]
    Grasp hammer firmly, and bring down onto R4 clone.

    Step 4.[/p]
    Scoop up all of the bits and throw into sulphuric acid.

    Step 5.[/p]
    After the remnants of the R4 have melted, pour the sulphuric acid into a bowl of sugar. Set aside.

    Step 6.[/p]
    Set your hospital and poisons information numbers to speed dial.

    Step 7.[/p]
    Order a real cart.

    Step 8.[/p]
    See that big black thing coming out of your sugar? It's a brand new type of candy. Congratulations, you can be one of the first to try it!!! Eat.

    Step 9.[/p]
    If still alive, wait for real cart to arrive.

    Step 10.[/p]
    When cart arrives, jump in glee.

    Step 11.[/p]
    Remember when you were told to put your hospital and poisons information on speed dial? You should probably call them now.

    Step 12.[/p]
    Die from your own idiocy.

    Remember!!![/p]
    • Always keep the R4 clone firmly on the table. Missing the R4 may result in smashing a table. Not that you'd need it in the afterlife, if there is one.
    • Try not to look suspicious when ordering sulphuric acid. Pretend to be a school science teacher who wants to show his students some carbon.
    • Wear some bulletproof armor and flame-retardant clothes. When it happens, you'll know why.

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    Wow, a very useful guide. Thanks!
    now i can easily play games on my R4 clone!
     
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    W0W!1!!1!!1 iT rlllly w0rked ma r4ultra2241IIIxI can n0w playy xb0x36o , pSp3 , psP2 , Psp1 PsP , NGP , GBA, c0mputerr and even ninted0 wII gamez. THANKS BUD!!!!1!!
     
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    Sorry to ask, but what density of acid i should use?
    I tried with 1.26 and with 1.72 and the smoke was not black.
    Healp, please!
     
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    Under new regulations we can't order protective clothes that are labelled as fire-retardent now, as it's offensive to those with brain problems a neural disability learning difficulties educational setbacks. What would you suggest instead?
     
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    i demand a refund on this guide as i squarely and firmly hit the r4 card but now i have a circle dimple with a cart shape indentation in the middle of my table
     
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    will this work with a real cart aswell?
     
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    I TRIED THIS WITH MY ACEKARD CLONE AND IT WORKS TOO YOU SHOULD TRY IT WITH OTHER CARDS AND SEE IF IT WORKS IT WORKS WITH ACEKARD JUST TRUAST ME IT WORKS IT ALSO WORKS WITH THE LATEST VERSION OF AKAIO YAY ROMZ!!!!!
     
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    Ah, satire...
     
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    I HAD A PR0BL3M WITH THE GUIDE.

    MY TABLE GOT ALL GLITCHED AND STUFF AND NOW IT CANT PLAY "TABLE PRO 3"

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    my r4 clone w0rkzz!!!!!!
     
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