The Truth about xbox one... lol

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by SixSenseEagle, May 29, 2013.

  1. SixSenseEagle

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  2. BORTZ

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    So what are you trying to do? Trap us in your troll topic?

    This belongs in the EoF Blogs.
     
  3. ShadowSoldier

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    Really? I would have said this belongs in the last week news.
     
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    Ladies and gentemen, revealing the new Pokemon! TV, sports and Call of Duty! But seriously, they gave me that Pokemon vibe XD You know how they just say their names in the anime? Well, they just sounded like that :P
     
  5. Veho

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    TV, sports, and Call of Duty, what more do you need? Sadly it doesn't refrigerate your beer but hey, you can't have it all.
     
  6. Jan1tor

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    I don't care what anyone thinks, it was still funny, I needed that laugh.
     
  7. KingVamp

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    Just pour them in the "Water cooler" feature.
     
  8. AngryGeek416

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    Im in need of a water cooler, maybe ill get a xbox after all
     
  9. The Milkman

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    Throwing milk at the bitches!

    Well, it has a heat sink doesnt it!? Everyone knows those thing magically make heat into... cold?
     
  10. PityOnU

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    Yeah, it wasn't the best of conferences. I'm not sure why they didn't hold off entirely until E3. I guess no one does that anymore *sigh*

    In their defense, it's got to be hard talking about a game console without being able to talk about the games (in depth) because that's already scheduled for later. Do something similar with the Xbox 360 would end up with:

    Kinect
    Kinect
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    Netflix
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    Kinect
    PizzaHut app OMGOMGOMG
    Kinect
    Kinect
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    Kinect
    Also movies and music
    Did I mention Kinect?

    I'm reserving any judgment until I have all the facts, which is apparently in a few weeks.
     
  11. ShadowSoldier

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    Which is dumb. The Xbox 360 was able to cook me Scrambled Eggs, no reason the Xbox One, the all in one, can't refrigerate my damn Molson Canadian!
     
  12. Gahars

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    More like Xbox One and Done, am I right, fellas?

    Get it? It's bad!