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COVID-19, what does it stand for?
CO = computer
VI = virus
D = disease

who are the players?
Bill Gates
Bill De Blasio
Bilderberg Group

what is the intent?
To create a globe filled with nations populated by numb aimless automatons
To create an environment that allows the elites to rule in peace
To hand the world over to jackals and charlatans who won't rest until every good is zapped from the earth

how did this happen?
humans have been inoculated with successive versions of the "windows" operating system disguised as flu vaccines for years
in late 2019 the 5g network capabilities came online
5g was not compatible with the current version of windows being run in human hosts, the infamous Windows 9

why the vaccines now?
It became necessary to upgrade all humans to Windows 10 in a matter of months (some were still on windows ME)
This was the only way to stop the humans from shutting down due to network errors
Bill Gates led the effort, he had years of experience inoculating rural Africa with Windows XP

and what's next?
Windows 10, as you have probably learned, comes with spyware and trojans preinstalled
When the population of the Earth is all at once converted to the newest operating system,
Then they will run "cmd" and type in the command "clean disk 1"

and then?
That's it, at that point they've won

and so what can I do?
There is a resistance, but we are small
I can't give out too many details, they are watching me from all sides
if you want to join, I will need to measure your loyalty to the cause

and how will you do that?
further instructions will be given to anyone who responds to this thread "I want to believe" with an accompanying photo of the user wearing a colander on their head
 
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COVID-19, what does it stand for?
CO = computer
VI = virus
D = disease

who are the players?
Bill Gates
Bill De Blasio
Bilderberg Group

what is the intent?
To create a globe filled with nations populated by numb aimless automatons
To create an environment that allows the elites to rule in peace
To hand the world over to jackals and charlatans who won't rest until every good is zapped from the earth

how did this happen?
humans have been inoculated with successive versions of the "windows" operating system disguised as flu vaccines for years
in late 2019 the 5g network capabilities came online
5g was not compatible with the current version of windows being run in human hosts, the infamous Windows 9

why the vaccines now?
It became necessary to upgrade all humans to Windows 10 in a matter of months (some were still on windows ME)
This was the only way to stop the humans from shutting down due to network errors
Bill Gates led the effort, he had years of experience inoculating rural Africa with Windows XP

and what's next?
Windows 10, as you have probably learned, comes with spyware and trojans preinstalled
When the population of the Earth is all at once converted to the newest operating system,
Then they will run "cmd" and type in the command "clean disk 1"

and then?
That's it, at that point they've won

and so what can I do?
There is a resistance, but we are small
I can't give out too many details, they are watching me from all sides
if you want to join, I will need to measure your loyalty to the cause

and how will you do that?
further instructions will be given to anyone who responds to this thread "I want to believe" with an accompanying photo of the user wearing a colander on their head
Sounds legit.
 

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