The Super Special Guide to Fast Food Eateries

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  1. Sterling
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    Super Short Guide To Fast Food Eateries


    Alone and need food for comfort?
    Want people to know how fat you are?
    In the market for a cheezburger?
    Then give fast food a try!


    Pulling up into a parking lot.[/p][*]Pick a joint that has the most fattening food.
    After all it's important for a man to be well-rounded!

    [*]Make sure the fat content has a high cholesterol limit.
    It's okay to have a heart attack at the age of 13, it happens to everyone!!

    [*]Drive the wrong way.
    If you drive past the bright yellow arrows, it's okay. Even if you hit someone!

    [*]Leave as much trash from you meal as you can in the lot.
    Someone will pick it up. Even if they don't it's not like it's your problem!

    [*]Your pick up bed must be filled with used napkins and bags of your choice restaurant.
    The more you have, the more they'll be spread around. Every body should know where you eat at the most!
    How to order.[/p]
    • Add Everything.
      Seriously, you're paying a whole dollar for that slab of meat. Might as well get everything that doesn't cost anything extra thrown on there!
    • Make your order big and complicated.
      That way, when they get it wrong, you can get it all for free!
    • Let your kids climb over everything while you order.
      Well, if it entertains them enough to leave you alone, and bother everyone else it's a big plus. Besides, you can just sue the joint if your kid hurts themselves!
    How to get employees in trouble.[/p][*]When you're in a bad mood, complain about everything.
    Not only does it get the manager mad, they'll take it out on the employees!

    [*]If you don't like an employee, leave trash on the table.
    Even if you're two feet from the receptacle, they get "paid" to clean it up!

    [*]Let your kid throw anything they want on the floor.
    Ketchup, napkins, gum, half eaten food. Anything is fair game, especially since you don't have to pick it up.


    *Note: Rydian is the shit. He can come eat at my fast food restaurant everyday... If you know what I mean. [​IMG]
     
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    This is cool. Pretty neat guide. Good job bro.
     
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    Super Short Guide To Fast Food Eateries


    Alone and need food for comfort?
    Want people to know how fat you are?
    In the market for a cheezburger?
    Then give fast food a try!



    Pulling up into a parking lot.

    Pick a joint that has the most fattening food.
    After all it's important for a man to be well-rounded!

    Make sure the fat content has a high cholesterol limit.
    It's okay to have a heart attack at the age of 13, it happens to everyone!!

    Drive the wrong way.
    If you drive past the bright yellow arrows, it's okay. Even if you hit someone!

    Leave as much trash from you meal as you can in the lot.
    Someone will pick it up. Even if they don't it's not like it's your problem!

    Your pick up bed must be filled with used napkins and bags of your choice restaurant.
    The more you have, the more they'll be spread around. Every body should know where you eat at the most!


    How to order.

    Add Everything.
    Seriously, you're paying a whole dollar for that slab of meat. Might as well get everything that doesn't cost anything extra thrown on there!
    Make your order big and complicated.
    That way, when they get it wrong, you can get it all for free!
    Let your kids climb over everything while you order.
    Well, if it entertains them enough to leave you alone, and bother everyone else it's a big plus. Besides, you can just sue the joint if your kid hurts themselves!


    How to get employees in trouble.

    When you're in a bad mood, complain about everything.
    Not only does it get the manager mad, they'll take it out on the employees!

    If you don't like an employee, leave trash on the table.
    Even if you're two feet from the receptacle, they get "paid" to clean it up!

    Let your kid throw anything they want on the floor.
    Ketchup, napkins, gum, half eaten food. Anything is fair game, especially since you don't have to pick it up.




    *Note: Rydian is the shit. He can come eat at my fast food restauraSuper Short Guide To Fast Food Eateries


    Alone and need food for comfort?
    Want people to know how fat you are?
    In the market for a cheezburger?
    Then give fast food a try!



    Pulling up into a parking lot.

    Pick a joint that has the most fattening food.
    After all it's important for a man to be well-rounded!

    Make sure the fat content has a high cholesterol limit.
    It's okay to have a heart attack at the age of 13, it happens to everyone!!

    Drive the wrong way.
    If you drive past the bright yellow arrows, it's okay. Even if you hit someone!

    Leave as much trash from you meal as you can in the lot.
    Someone will pick it up. Even if they don't it's not like it's your problem!

    Your pick up bed must be filled with used napkins and bags of your choice restaurant.
    The more you have, the more they'll be spread around. Every body should know where you eat at the most!


    How to order.

    Add Everything.
    Seriously, you're paying a whole dollar for that slab of meat. Might as well get everything that doesn't cost anything extra thrown on there!
    Make your order big and complicated.
    That way, when they get it wrong, you can get it all for free!
    Let your kids climb over everything while you order.
    Well, if it entertains them enough to leave you alone, and bother everyone else it's a big plus. Besides, you can just sue the joint if your kid hurts themselves!


    How to get employees in trouble.

    When you're in a bad mood, complain about everything.
    Not only does it get the manager mad, they'll take it out on the employees!

    If you don't like an employee, leave trash on the table.
    Even if you're two feet from the receptacle, they get "paid" to clean it up!

    Let your kid throw anything they want on the floor.
    Ketchup, napkins, gum, half eaten food. Anything is fair game, especially since you don't have to pick it up.




    *Note: Rydian is the shit. He can come eat at my fast food restauraSuper Short Guide To Fast Food Eateries


    Alone and need food for comfort?
    Want people to know how fat you are?
    In the market for a cheezburger?
    Then give fast food a try!



    Pulling up into a parking lot.

    Pick a joint that has the most fattening food.
    After all it's important for a man to be well-rounded!

    Make sure the fat content has a high cholesterol limit.
    It's okay to have a heart attack at the age of 13, it happens to everyone!!

    Drive the wrong way.
    If you drive past the bright yellow arrows, it's okay. Even if you hit someone!

    Leave as much trash from you meal as you can in the lot.
    Someone will pick it up. Even if they don't it's not like it's your problem!

    Your pick up bed must be filled with used napkins and bags of your choice restaurant.
    The more you have, the more they'll be spread around. Every body should know where you eat at the most!


    How to order.

    Add Everything.
    Seriously, you're paying a whole dollar for that slab of meat. Might as well get everything that doesn't cost anything extra thrown on there!
    Make your order big and complicated.
    That way, when they get it wrong, you can get it all for free!
    Let your kids climb over everything while you order.
    Well, if it entertains them enough to leave you alone, and bother everyone else it's a big plus. Besides, you can just sue the joint if your kid hurts themselves!


    How to get employees in trouble.

    When you're in a bad mood, complain about everything.
    Not only does it get the manager mad, they'll take it out on the employees!

    If you don't like an employee, leave trash on the table.
    Even if you're two feet from the receptacle, they get "paid" to clean it up!

    Let your kid throw anything they want on the floor.
    Ketchup, napkins, gum, half eaten food. Anything is fair game, especially since you don't have to pick it up.




    *Note: Rydian is the shit. He can come eat at my fast food restaura
     
  5. Sterling
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    At least put that into a spoiler... Now I understand why I usually stay out of the EoF.
     
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    Why is that fixed? It's a reply to me... So, I take it you're insulting me?
     
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