Enjoy yet another track from my perpetually-upcoming album, "Bigger Than p1ngp0ng", this one dedicated to a very special temper out there.
Just be happy I didn't work in any Dune jokes...
The Spice
Lyrics by Gahars
You got the spice,
You got the flavor!
After all the smoke has cleared,
You haven't balked, just as we feared,
You're resilient!
You pick the fights, you know the temp,
Take the blows, just like Shemp,
You've got us all bent!
You're at your best when the flamin' gets hot,
We get pushed to the brink as you give all you've got,
You got the spice,
You got the flavor!
When all hell's breakin' loose,
You'll be guiding the path of the flames!
You play the part,
You got the notion,
You know that when things get too nice,
You got the spice!
You never stop, you never pause,
You stir the pot without a cause,
You pull the strings!
It's in the threads, it's in the posts,
It's in your mocking, prideful boasts,
When you're checkmating kings!
And you never stay banned when your warns hit the top,
Gonna flame to the end and you will never stop,
You got the spice,
You got the flavor!
When all hell's breakin' loose,
You'll be guiding the path of the flames!
You play the part,
You got the notion,
You know that when things get too nice,
You got the spice!
You're fooling with the dice,
You know you got the spice!
You're at your best when the threads pack heat,
We get pushed to the brink as you've got us all beat,
You got the spice,
You got the flavor!
You got the spice,
You got the flavor...
You got the flavor!
After all the smoke has cleared,
You haven't balked, just as we feared,
You're resilient!
You pick the fights, you know the temp,
Take the blows, just like Shemp,
You've got us all bent!
You're at your best when the flamin' gets hot,
We get pushed to the brink as you give all you've got,
You got the spice,
You got the flavor!
When all hell's breakin' loose,
You'll be guiding the path of the flames!
You play the part,
You got the notion,
You know that when things get too nice,
You got the spice!
You never stop, you never pause,
You stir the pot without a cause,
You pull the strings!
It's in the threads, it's in the posts,
It's in your mocking, prideful boasts,
When you're checkmating kings!
And you never stay banned when your warns hit the top,
Gonna flame to the end and you will never stop,
You got the spice,
You got the flavor!
When all hell's breakin' loose,
You'll be guiding the path of the flames!
You play the part,
You got the notion,
You know that when things get too nice,
You got the spice!
You're fooling with the dice,
You know you got the spice!
You're at your best when the threads pack heat,
We get pushed to the brink as you've got us all beat,
You got the spice,
You got the flavor!
You got the spice,
You got the flavor...
Just be happy I didn't work in any Dune jokes...
