The Sound of Music: Review

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  1. The Milkman
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    Hi guys, I watched like, half of Sound of Music and by the laws of IGN that enables me to write a detailed review. First, im going to start by saying this movie is gay. I mean real gay. So gay it makes Catboy look like Batman. I could get a song, but after like, the second I was all like "Bro, this is gay" and all my bros were all like "Totally dude,".

    It got cool when there were Nazis, but then all the Nazis did was yell and sing and dance. Then I was like, "Gaaaayyy".

    The blonde chick never went topless, so I lost 30 bucks too which was also gay. Also, Robo-Hitler never guest starred. Which was also as you can guess, gay.

    Score: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
     
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    But what about when the nuns sabotaged the Nazi's car?
     
  3. The Milkman
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    Pssh, Nuns? I only saw flat penguins trying to fix the Steam engine in that chariot.
     
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    I was really pissed off. We watch this whole movie, sitting through all these songs and adventures, and they never tell us once who The Sound of Music is!

    What a rip off.
     
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    I like that movie lol
     
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    The hills are alive with the sound of music
    With songs they have sung for a thousand years
    The hills fill my heart with the sound of music
    My heart wants to sing every song it hears

    My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds
    that rise from the lake to the trees
    My heart wants to sigh like a chime that flies
    from a church on a breeze
    To laugh like a brook when it trips and falls over
    stones on its way
    To sing through the night like a lark who is learning to pray

    I go to the hills when my heart is lonely
    I know I will hear what I've heard before
    My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
    And I'll sing once more
     
  7. The Milkman
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    gaaayyyyy
     
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