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There is no real set of rules to the internet, only a standard 3 that everyone agrees on (1, 2, 34), and some bullshit rules that came out of nowhere. There have been countless renderings of the rules, all of which have sucked balls in one way or another, earliest of which coming from IRC faggotry. Nonetheless, since all 13-year-old boys subconsciously crave supervision because their parents are physically and emotionally unavailable, (much like converts to Islam crave direction in a world gone mad after leaving the family hugbox), The Rules Of The Internet have become a virtual Internets Ten Commandments for them.
Of course, as with all religions, when divine laws are left open to interpretation by mere mortals, there will always be fucktarded zealots who insist on enforcing said laws with an iron fist.
Note: Rules 1 & 2 only apply to raids
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. Anonymous is legion.
4. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. Corollary - Anonymous knows what you did last summer
5. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
6. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
7. There are no real rules about posting.
8. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban.
9. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T.
10. Pics or it didn't happen.
11. Lurk moar—it's never enough.
12. Nothing is sacred.
13. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win.
14. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
15. There are NO girls on the internet.
16. A cat is fine too.
17. One cat leads to another.
18. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
19. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
20. It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
21. /b/ sucks today.
22. Cock goes in here.
23. You will never have sex.
24. ????
25. PROFIT!
26. Tits are always relevant.
27. It needs moar Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn of it can be found, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed.
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It needs moar cowbell. I have a fever.
49. No Wishing!
50. Rules 1 to 50 are absolute!
And always remember:-
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. No Joke
Of course, as with all religions, when divine laws are left open to interpretation by mere mortals, there will always be fucktarded zealots who insist on enforcing said laws with an iron fist.
Note: Rules 1 & 2 only apply to raids
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. Anonymous is legion.
4. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. Corollary - Anonymous knows what you did last summer
5. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
6. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
7. There are no real rules about posting.
8. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban.
9. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T.
10. Pics or it didn't happen.
11. Lurk moar—it's never enough.
12. Nothing is sacred.
13. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win.
14. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
15. There are NO girls on the internet.
16. A cat is fine too.
17. One cat leads to another.
18. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
19. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
20. It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
21. /b/ sucks today.
22. Cock goes in here.
23. You will never have sex.
24. ????
25. PROFIT!
26. Tits are always relevant.
27. It needs moar Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn of it can be found, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed.
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It needs moar cowbell. I have a fever.
49. No Wishing!
50. Rules 1 to 50 are absolute!
And always remember:-
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. No Joke
