@AmandaRose Capuleto loved
@Flame Montesco but their families hated each other.
In fact, Montescos and Capuletos have been fighting since prehistorik times because Capuletos hunted down a T-Rex for breakfast and Montescos stole it in front of their own eyes!
Unfortunately for Amanda and Flame, this has never been forgotten, which has lead to them hidding their love.
One day, Your mom told AmandaJaneRose Capuleto that she should pretend to play dead, and that Flame Montesco would pick her up later.
So AmandaJaneRose ate some bloody pancakes fulled with bullshit, as you know, Amanda is allergic to bullshit.
But this bullshit was way too much to handle for her small body, and so she died instead... due anafilactic shock!
Your mom thought that she was playing, so she screamed:
- She's dead! She's dead!
- She's dead? Let's see... -slaps Amanda but there's no response-.
- Oh no! She's dead! She's dead!
And someone else comes and asks:
- She's dead? Let's see... -slaps Amanda but there's no response, again-.
- Oh no! She's dead! She's dead!
And half temp did the same, just to make sure she was dead, and we never had an answer... until Flame came.
He screamed:
- She's dead? Let's see... -slaps Amanda but there's no response, once again-.
- Oh no! She's dead! She's dead!
Flame then, decided to kill himself in order to be with Amanda, so he killed himself abusing his own mod powers.
- Wait, it's all bullshit?
- Always has been ... -This message by Flame has been removed from public view by Flame, Yesterday at 11:91PMAM-
Our mustachioed hero killed himself, and his cold metal husk lies before Amanda.
But oh no! Amanda wakes up!
She wasn't dead at all! Because the power of God Jesus Christ revived her, and she's stronger than ever before.
So she dressed up, got make up and went to a party where she met a multi-millionare doctor called Francisco and then they got married.
The end.
