The ugly and lonely troll
@Flame sat under his bridge, alone, covered in hair and faeces, his stench made men gag and animals run away. His only comfort was his Nintendo switch. He played 10 year old xbox 360 ports at 425p 15fps and actually thought they were good and worth £45. Never was there such a foolish console peasant in all of Christendom.
One day a young beautiful princess neared
@Flame 's bridge in her carriage. Her name was
@AmandaRose and she liked to game on her Ryzen powered laptop which had a dedicated RTX graphics chip and a 144hz 4k display. She enjoyed playing modern games released in 2020 at medium to high settings while maintaining at least sixty frames per second frame rate.
As her carriage neared the bridge she noticed a dishevelled and pathetic figure playing 1 - 2 switch beneath the bridge. She had only heard of such thing happening and believed them to be myths, never in her life did she think she would encounter such an unfortunate soul who would have to play something like that for entertainment. She ordered the carriage to stop and ran to the edge of the bridge. "Sir sir!" she yelled at the urine stained switch owner, "Sir please, come by the light so I may see you!"
@Flame being a typical example of a switch owner was not used to any females ever acknowledging his existence and almost dropped his underpowered handheld in shock. He put the switch down and walked slowly towards the light.
All of a sudden the stench of the unwashed switch owner hit
@AmandaRose like a brick in the face, she lost her balance and fell into the water. Being naturally fearful of water and the prospect of cleanliness
@Flame froze at the sight. But somehow he mustered up a little courage he managed to grab
@AmandaRose arm before she floated away and pulled her to safety. The beautifully princess began to stir,
@Flame knew this was his chance, a kiss from a princess could turn him into a high end PC gamer or at the very least a 4k TV and xbox one X owner (with game pass ultimate subscription). He neared the princess, lips puckered and ready.
@AmandaRose eyes began to open, and almost in slow motion she could see the horrid acne covered face of the troll coming near to her. She remembered the warnings about switch owners and sex offences, she took off her glass slipper and hit
@Flame hard in the face with it. Switch owners being far weaker than normal men the trolls knees buckled and he fell over unconcious giving the princess an opportunity to run away back to the safety of her carriage.
As she sped away
@Flame awoke to find the perfect glass slipper of a princess next to him. He knew what he had to do. He grabbed it and hurried away to the darkest corner of his bridge. For the next seven days and nights he fapped furiously while sniffing the slipper, which is a natural instinct of a switch owner whenever they stumble over the discarded footwear of a human female. On the seventh night the princess' guards returned to the bridge and shot the troll dead with flaming arrows.
And nobody was sexually assaulted by a switch owner on that bridge ever again, and they all lived happily ever after.
The end
