The real reason JPH was banned

[xalphax]

If everybody wants to know Costello's real name, here....But just so you know, you might get banned if you read it!

Spoiler

Costello's real name is here (check the spoiler): http://gbatemp.net/index.php?s=&showto...t&p=1893597

Hahaha very funny Toni, not!

Fuck it! Costellos real name is!

I have just one question for all of you guys....YOU ARE aware that in fact, Costello is just a bot, and that he isn't real?!

see my post

 

[Toni Plutonij]

If everybody wants to know Costello's real name, here....But just so you know, you might get banned if you read it!

Spoiler

Costello's real name is here (check the spoiler): http://gbatemp.net/index.php?s=&showto...t&p=1893597

Hahaha very funny Toni, not!

Fuck it! Costellos real name is!

I have just one question for all of you guys....YOU ARE aware that in fact, Costello is just a bot, and that he isn't real?!

see my post

My point exactly..

 

[Prime]

I don't know why you lot are discussing costello's real name in a topic about jph but I thought i'd jump in and say Costello's real name

Spoiler

John

 

[B-Blue]

for the 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 time that's not his real name

EDIT: Added more zeroes
EDIT2: Even more....

 

[Costello]

But I know Costello's real name, so I'm a moderator but I don't know it yet?

T.N.?

you probably found those initials on the domain whois, but i'll say it again these arent mine.
those who know me can confirm

I don't want my name & address to be public knowledge.
anyhow, why do you care? this topic is about JPH!

 

[B-Blue]

I smell something burning ...?


OMG COSTELLO YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!

 

[DarkRey]

OMG HE IS HOT BABY!!

 

[xalphax]

Oh well... the living myth that is Costello...

 

[B-Blue]

I care because when you like something, you want to know more about it. I love gbatemp, it's my favorite website, and I want to know more about the people behind it, that's all.


It's not like we're gonna blackmail you or something

 

[Mangofett]

Costello's real name is Costello

 

[Toni Plutonij]

You guys do know that none of us use our real names... My real name isn't Toni at all, and Hadrian isn't Hadrian!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Toni's real name is

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George Michael

 

[a2h]

Toni's real name is actually




̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇, ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚҉. ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠
̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇, ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚҉. ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠
̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇, ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚҉. ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠
̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇, ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚҉. ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠

 

[TrolleyDave]

You broke GBAtemp, I'm telllling.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Toni's real name is

Spoiler

George Michael

Damn.....Trolley, I told you that in confidence!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Toni's real name is

Spoiler

George Michael

Damn.....Trolley, I told you that in confidence!

Sorry Toni, I forgot.

[hypnosis mode] TrolleyDave said nothing... TrolleyDave said nothing... [/hypnosis mode]

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Toni's real name is

Spoiler

George Michael

Damn.....Trolley, I told you that in confidence!

Sorry Toni, I forgot.

[hypnosis mode] TrolleyDave said nothing... TrolleyDave said nothing... [/hypnosis mode]

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What happened?!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

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What happened?!

What do you mean 'what happened?'

Did some of that tattoo ink get into your coolant-stream?

You were just about to sign over leadership of Radioactive Force to me.

Don't go flaking out on me, now.

Just sign here. -> _________________________

 

[saxamo]

GBAnarchy
I've been hailing this since the very beginning.

First they game for the monkeys
and I didn't speak up
because I wasn't a monkey.
Then they came for the spammers,
but I didn't speak up
because I wasn't a spammer.
Then they came for the moderators,
but I didn't speak up
because I wasn't a moderator.
Then they came for me,
and by that time there was no one
left to speak up for me

 

[Toni Plutonij]

....
What happened?!

What do you mean 'what happened?'

Did some of that tattoo ink get into your coolant-stream?

You were just about to sign over leadership of Radioactive Force to me.

Don't go flaking out on me, now.

Just sign here. -> _________________________

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OK, now my screen is all dirty

How do I clean it?!