1. Trash_Bandatcoot

    OP Trash_Bandatcoot Your Local Random Internet Geek
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    help how do i get rid of them
     
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    Donuts and coffee
     
  3. FAST6191

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    That depends on their location, your resources, whether they know your name, what they think you did, your local laws/laws of the area and how much ninja training you have. Generally speaking the lesser and more local and less they know about you and more you have the easier to get away or dodge the problems with it.

    EOF so songs

     
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    Wouldn't the Clash song Police on My Back be more suitable right now lol.



    Then once @Trash_Bandatcoot gets caught

     
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    Play dead and they'll leave you alone, or scream: Don't Shoot! I'm white!
     
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    Recently I held the door for a policeman and said "after you"

    And the policeman replied "no after you"

    This is how you know they're after you.
     
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    They shot a bullet through the coffee and I ate the donuts. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

    Netherlands, a cup with a hole in it, they probably do, I stole a sandwich, the laws in this area says to not touch the police's lunch, none.

    Scientists have told to shoot all whites. Thanks BLM!


    None of this helps. I'm still on the run, and in the meantime, more cops came after me. What should I do now?
     
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    Come hide under my bed
     
  10. Trash_Bandatcoot

    OP Trash_Bandatcoot Your Local Random Internet Geek
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    ok im there now what do i do
     
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    Wait until it gets dark and we'll dig a hole out of here
     
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    • Go North
    • Punch yourself ◀
    • Walk South
    • Eat crabs
     
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    It is a fitting choice but I like guns of brixton more and the first lines of the song are pretty fitting

    anyway enough time has passed that we will likely be on to other songs


    Or at least hopefully it is that and not
     
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    Money
     
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    tell them you are only driving drunk cause your wife drove you to drink
     
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    Can you fake cry? That works, sometimes.
     
  17. Trash_Bandatcoot

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    ok i waited too long and i slept through the night, i also hear cops entering your house so i'll jump out of the window

    I'm stuck walking in place, and punching myself really hurts.

    I cried so much, they're now wet. Stop coming up with shitty ideas!

    Wait hold on, I have a nickle in my pocket.
    [drops it on the floor]
    [policemen start fighting]

    I guess I'm free now. Yay.
     
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  18. JuanMena

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    • Squat
    • Squat and Make Poop
    • Lick your own feet
    • Leave your current location and save Ashley Graham ◀
     
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    I still got a spare sandwich and I'm full, so does anyone want it?
     
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    Give it to the homeless guy you landed on when you jumped out the window.
     
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