The origin of BoneMonkey

[BoneMonkey]

BoneMonkies were a large and peaceful species all they did was eat bacon and bother linkiboy online by sending him large amount of gay porn and goatse pics.

Then one sad day the great bacon famine of 1996 wiped out all of the Bonemonkies except for one.

Actual BoneMonkey Specimen

BoneMonkey Facts

Height - 3 Feet Tall
Weight - 25 pounds
Blood - Type None
Eyes - Black

Natural Predators of the BoneMonkey is Orc and cholesterol. Orc does nothing but smack BoneMonkey in the head for unknown reasons.

As of recently Bonemonkies wear protective anti-smacking helmets as seen here.

But have no effect.

BoneMonkies have no blood only bacon grease flowing through there veins.

BoneMonkies carry around a large bone for protection.

BoneMonkey now lives in a urine soaked cardboard box and continues to bother linkiboy online.

He travels the world in his box in search for bacon!

 

[xcalibur]

You missed the part about young bonemonkies being called sgadzookies and how they are the product of all that is wrong in the world.

Other than that nice scientific study.

Next up:

Will it blend?

BONEMONKIES!

 

[Minox]

I believe in Bonemonkies as much as I believe in the Easter Bunny

 

[BoneMonkey]

If you ever had a missing piece of bacon .... a bonemonkey was there!

 

[Minox]

So that's where it went...

*Hides all bacon*

 

[BoneMonkey]

You missed the part about young bonemonkies being called sgadzookies and how they are the product of all that is wrong in the world.

Other than that nice scientific study.

Next up:

Will it blend?

BONEMONKIES!

go fuck a camel

 

[ScuberSteve]

Whatever happened to that "Key to BoneMonkey" thread? If I remembr correctly, it was pretty awesome.

 

[Mangofett]

*attempts to employ Orc's smacking tactic*

 

[Orc]

Cleaning the Shoutbox
Step 1:

Check if Shoutbox is clean. If yes, proceed to Step 2a. If not, go to Step 2b.

Step 2a:

Leave Shoutbox and proceed as normal.

Step 2b:

If a BoneMonkey is present...

Smack it to drive it back to wherever it came from.

Optional:

While BoneMonkeys are known for their stupidity, some can adapt and wear helmets for example.

Just remove their helmet since they don't know how to strap it on. Proceed with smacking.

Congrats you has a helmet. (|:3

 

[Eternal Myst]

LOL you got this from my shoutbox post.
Yeah I got my question aswered.

 

[ScuberSteve]

I BLAME THE MEDIA!

 

[BoneMonkey]

Cleaning the Shoutbox
Step 1:

Check if Shoutbox is clean. If yes, proceed to Step 2a. If not, go to Step 2b.

Step 2a:

Leave Shoutbox and proceed as normal.

Step 2b:

If a BoneMonkey is present...

Smack it to drive it back to wherever it came from.

Optional:

While BoneMonkeys are known for their stupidity, some can adapt and wear helmets for example.

Just remove their helmet since they don't know how to strap it on. Proceed with smacking.

Congrats you has a helmet. (|:3

A chin strap ! of course...................

 

[Orc]

If you didn't smell like peepee, I wouldn't drive you away.​

 

[ScuberSteve]

add new step:
pull off chin strap.

 

[CockroachMan]

BoneMonkey is a war hero.. he helped us during the invasion of the Smashfags..

 

[ScuberSteve]

Yeah, but he got KineticAmptor crotch stains on my hat =/

 

[King Zargo]

I'm verry happy that there is only one survivor of the goatse loving BoneMonkey tribe.

Thank god for not letting him reproduce.

 

[Orc]

Thank god for not letting him reproduce.

I hope this is true.

Or I'll have to do something drastic.

 

[Narin]

Also take into account the lack of any genitals on the Bonemonkey. They either seem to be an asexual race, using bacon in their repoductive cycle or they have eaten so much bacon, that the cholesterol clogged up their nuts and caused them to shrivel up to the size of raisins.

 

[BoneMonkey]

Bonemonkies are asexual and lay eggs