The origin of BoneMonkey

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  1. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    BoneMonkies were a large and peaceful species all they did was eat bacon and bother linkiboy online by sending him large amount of gay porn and goatse pics.

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    Then one sad day the great bacon famine of 1996 wiped out all of the Bonemonkies except for one.

    Actual BoneMonkey Specimen
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    BoneMonkey Facts

    Height - 3 Feet Tall
    Weight - 25 pounds
    Blood - Type None
    Eyes - Black

    Natural Predators of the BoneMonkey is Orc and cholesterol. Orc does nothing but smack BoneMonkey in the head for unknown reasons.
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    As of recently Bonemonkies wear protective anti-smacking helmets as seen here.
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    But have no effect.

    BoneMonkies have no blood only bacon grease flowing through there veins.

    BoneMonkies carry around a large bone for protection.
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    BoneMonkey now lives in a urine soaked cardboard box and continues to bother linkiboy online.

    He travels the world in his box in search for bacon!
     
  2. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    You missed the part about young bonemonkies being called sgadzookies and how they are the product of all that is wrong in the world.

    Other than that nice scientific study.

    Next up:

    Will it blend?

    BONEMONKIES!
     
  3. Minox

    Minox I did it

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    I believe in Bonemonkies as much as I believe in the Easter Bunny [​IMG]
     
  4. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    If you ever had a missing piece of bacon .... a bonemonkey was there!
     
  5. Minox

    Minox I did it

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    So that's where it went...

    *Hides all bacon*[​IMG]
     
  6. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    go fuck a camel
     
  7. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    Whatever happened to that "Key to BoneMonkey" thread? If I remembr correctly, it was pretty awesome.
     
  8. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    *attempts to employ Orc's smacking tactic*
     
  9. Orc

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    Cleaning the Shoutbox
    Step 1:
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    Check if Shoutbox is clean. If yes, proceed to Step 2a. If not, go to Step 2b.

    Step 2a:
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    Leave Shoutbox and proceed as normal.

    Step 2b:
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    If a BoneMonkey is present...
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    Smack it to drive it back to wherever it came from.

    Optional:
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    While BoneMonkeys are known for their stupidity, some can adapt and wear helmets for example.
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    Just remove their helmet since they don't know how to strap it on. Proceed with smacking.
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    Congrats you has a helmet. (|:3
     
  10. Eternal Myst

    Eternal Myst Back from the Myst.

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    I have a bomb alallalallala
    LOL you got this from my shoutbox post.
    Yeah I got my question aswered.
     
  11. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    I BLAME THE MEDIA!
     
  12. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    A chin strap ! of course...................
     
  13. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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    If you didn't smell like peepee, I wouldn't drive you away.​
     
  14. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    add new step:
    pull off chin strap.
     
  15. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    BoneMonkey is a war hero.. he helped us during the invasion of the Smashfags..
     
  16. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    Yeah, but he got KineticAmptor crotch stains on my hat =/
     
  17. King Zargo

    King Zargo I'm a Star

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    I'm verry happy that there is only one survivor of the goatse loving BoneMonkey tribe.

    Thank god for not letting him reproduce.
     
  18. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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    I hope this is true.

    Or I'll have to do something drastic.
     
  19. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!

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    Also take into account the lack of any genitals on the Bonemonkey. They either seem to be an asexual race, using bacon in their repoductive cycle or they have eaten so much bacon, that the cholesterol clogged up their nuts and caused them to shrivel up to the size of raisins.
     
  20. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    Bonemonkies are asexual and lay eggs