The only thing better than sex.

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The only thing better than sex, for example, is foreplay. Or, for example, a good meal. Yeah, food is my greatest love. I'd rather not have sex for a year than always have good food. However, sex is a direct influence on my mood. I notice how his absence makes me quite aggressive and irritable, every little thing.
"His absence" did you personify sex as a male entity?
 

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The only thing better than sex, for example, is foreplay. Or, for example, a good meal. Yeah, food is my greatest love. I'd rather not have sex for a year than always have good food. However, sex is a direct influence on my mood. I notice how his absence makes me quite aggressive and irritable, every little thing.
Food is your greatest love? Then you have no problem.
As long as you have good food, you can always have sex. With the food.

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Flame, I love you, man, but no, nothing is better than sex. And the next best thing is the dump(s) you have the day after you've eaten a hearty, vegetable-filled salad, fresh fruit, and grainy cereal.
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