Good luck with not getting them burned by the socialists/globalists/who ever does it. Here in south america, we are getting man made forest fires in "huge" quantities in all countries. Artificially warming up the planet for the win!
"But that's just a stupid boulder"
"It's not just a boulder! It's a box! A bahahahox. A bahahohahahox! It's a big, beautiful, old box! Oh the pioneers used to play these babies for miles. And it's in great shape."
"Let me get this straight, you two ordered a giant screen television, just so you could play with the box?"