Pretty simple, post the lost lines for famous poetry you found (and/or made up ). The original: Little Miss Muffet Sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away. The lost lines: Little Miss Muffet went back to her gun rack, grabbing an AK-47. She ran back to the spider that had sat down beside her and blew that poor sucker away!