The lost lines of poetry

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May 27, 2011

The lost lines of poetry by Xuphor at 8:22 PM (480 Views / 0 Likes) 10 replies

  1. Xuphor
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    Pretty simple, post the lost lines for famous poetry you found (and/or made up [​IMG]).

    The original:
    Little Miss Muffet Sat on her tuffet
    eating her curds and whey.
    Along came a spider who sat down beside her
    and frightened Miss Muffet away.

    The lost lines:
    Little Miss Muffet went back to her gun rack,
    grabbing an AK-47.
    She ran back to the spider that had sat down beside her
    and blew that poor sucker away!
     
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    AlanJohn will kick your ass
    AlanJohn can troll so hard
    AlanJohn can screw you as...
    a stupid shitty assfart retard!
     
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    there was a poem i made when i was heartbroken in highschool. it raised my grade in english subject a lot. sadly it's lost now. only my teacher knows the poem. unless she already throw/burned it.

    i really put my heart in it.

    ---------------

    i only know a few. this is one of the poems i remember.

    I wandered lonely as a cloud
    That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
    When all at once I saw a crowd,
    A host, of golden daffodils;
    Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
    Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

    Continuous as the stars that shine
    And twinkle on the Milky Way,
    They stretched in never-ending line
    Along the margin of a bay:
    Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
    Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

    The waves beside them danced, but they
    Out-did the sparkling leaves in glee:
    A Poet could not but be gay,
    In such a jocund company:
    I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
    What wealth the show to me had brought:

    For oft, when on my couch I lie
    In vacant or in pensive mood,
    They flash upon that inward eye
    Which is the bliss of solitude;
    And then my heart with pleasure fills,
    And dances with the daffodils.[/p]
    the daffodils by william wordsworth
     
  5. Xuphor
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    @Narayan - No. Wrong. This is a funny topic, meant to make fun of poems. I you want to make a serious poem thread, please make a new thread.

    AlanJohn can't kick any ass
    AlanJohn seems pretty dim
    AlanJohn screws himself...
    because girls never want him!
     
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    i don't want to.
     
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    Xuphor don't f^ck with me
     
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    AlanJohn won't get to f^ck with me
     
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    [​IMG]
    You're playing with fire, Xuphor.
     
  10. Xuphor
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    You're playing with fur, AlanJohn

    I'm not being serious, come on, we're both trollers, you should learn to take jokes at your own expense.
     
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    I'm not being serious
    I am curious,
    come on be bolder
    we're both trollers
    you should learn
    not to be burned
    by jokes at your own expense...


    (sticks tongue out, don't have a grudge against either of you but is this the point of this thread?)
     

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