The lesbian formerly known as p1ngpong

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by p1ngpong, Dec 15, 2008.

  1. p1ngpong
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    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    Hello fellow tempers

    You all knew me as p1ngpong, but the p1ngpong was a lie! It was a lie to myself! Yes I have had physical relationships with practically all the staff here, and several other members, yes they were all male. I have slowly realised I hate all men, and even looking in the mirror I hate myself as a male! So I have reassigned my gender, and am now female. I dont have to live the lie of being a tiny gay Croatian child anymore! I am all woman! And thanks to a horrendous side effect of taking too many female hormones I am now massively overweight too!

    So I hope you all accept me as I am now, I am happy for the first time in my life! And I would like to thank Lesdrian whos bravery gave me the strength to stop living a lie!

    Anyway enough talk, Lesdrian come to bed! [​IMG]

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     


  2. Man18

    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    Its a stretch and a nice effort but I am completely disgusted I feel that this is a topic that only John Waters could love.
     
  3. p1ngpong
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    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    You sir are a bigot, for the first time in my life I am happy! [​IMG]
     
  4. ShadowXP

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    this is about as funny as the guy who changed his name to religion, what a pillock, this l3sp0ng guy is just leeching off Lesdrian's popularity and original jokes!
     
  5. Man18

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    You are morbidly obese and it scares the shit out of me. I will avoid your topic because I dont want to see large women.

    This topic is fantastic hmmm
    - John Waters

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  6. science

    science science rules

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    yeah that guy was a fucking idiot
     
  7. Hadrian

    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    *clicks on picture*

    Erm I renounce my lesbianism, Ace put it right please!
     
  8. Szyslak

    Szyslak Nudibranch Lover

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    I think you've gotten pretty funny lately pingy, but:

    1. Jumping on the coat tails of Hadrian's joke isn't really funny.

    2. Making jokes about changing your gender aren't funny, especially when you mock the emotions or reasoning of trans-gender individuals.

    I know this is the eof, and you'll tell me to lighten up, but I just don't think there's any humor in discrimination, intended or unintended.
     
  9. Man18

    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    Everyone is jumping on the r4man18 i hate this topic bandwagon LOLZ.
     
  10. p1ngpong
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    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    Fair points which you are entitled to

    1. Me and Lesdrian decided I should change my name yesterday in the shoutbox, boredom and a juvenile sense of humour are a bad mix.

    2. If any gender confused emotionally scared trans-gender members of GBAtemp find offence at this topic I will of course unreservedly apologise!

    3. Lighten up guy this is the EOF, want a l3sp0ng lapdance?


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  11. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    Hi Boys and Girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black,
    and I'm the Indian of the group.


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  12. Brian117

    Brian117 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    The EOF has really turned to the darkside.

    Congrats on coming out of the closet though PingPong.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Man18

    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    I am a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania
     
  14. Toni Plutonij

    Toni Plutonij *has TrolleyDave & tiny p1ngy on moderating shelf!

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  15. p1ngpong
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    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    So I hit the gym and had various other cosmetic surgeries, no one likes a fugly lesbo, now im hawt! [​IMG]

    Lesdrian wana come for a dip? grrrrr

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  16. Man18

    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    alright now get some contacts then ur set.
     
  17. Mei-o

    Mei-o Generic Asian Kid™

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    When do we get some p1ngpong x Hadrian action!?
     
  18. p1ngpong
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    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    Hey Mei-mi-o I always thought you were cute! teehee

    You should join me for a kiss and a cuddle cutie pie!



    x l3sp0ng [​IMG]
     
  19. Toni Plutonij

    Toni Plutonij *has TrolleyDave & tiny p1ngy on moderating shelf!

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    p1ngy is walking the limit!! You're on the edge of allowed nudity here [​IMG]
    But you're hot, so I'll forgive you!
     
  20. Sir-Fritz

    Sir-Fritz GBAtemp Maniac

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    The real question is can l3sp0ng p0wn as hard and as powerful as the more manly p1ngpong?