The Jedward That Stole Christmas

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Jedward to ruin Xmas in Nintendo ad campaign

Make sure you keep your TVs turned off this Christmas if you want to avoid a £250k Jedward ad campaign from Nintendo.

The X-Factor twins are set to make the Christmas period a lot less jolly after being snapped up by Nintendo to sell to our young 'uns.

A source told The Sun: "They are still the number one choice for brands which appeal to kids. Nintendo have snapped them up for Christmas."

But they're also annoying Nintendo! Seriously, we'd prefer a Vuvuzela campaign.

Not even a campaign. Just scream in our ears for twelve days - Anything!

On a brighter note, Yoshio Sakamoto said recently that the next Nintendo console will leave us with our mouths open.

The only way we're going to endure Deadwood, sorry, Jedward over Christmas is if they are advertising said jaw-dropping console.

Won't happen though will it? Sigh.

 

[Thoob]

NOOOO!

 

[giratina16]

OMG what have Nintendo done? Well it looks like my TV is going to die this year.

 

[jumpman17]

It's The Sun. They aren't exactly the greatest source, lol.

 

[RupeeClock]

A source told The Sun

They lie ALL THE TIME.

 

[Raika]

What the fuck is this shit?

 

[R2DJ]

Reading The Sun articles is like reading sandwiches.

You get nothing.

 

[ComplicatioN]

What the fuck is this shit?

I'm on the same road.

 

[The Pi]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why nintendo WHY????

 

[Bladexdsl]

glad i live in Australia

 

[Am0s]

I hate those 2 talentless pricks, just shows you if you can be just as annoying and talentless as them you too could be filthy rich.

 

[greyhound]

So there's going to be a new, different annoying advert on each of the 12 days of Christmas? I don't think they've even written one of their own songs, so what are they going to be doing?

 

[jumpman17]

Oh crap, I just looked them up on Youtube. They're guys . They look like girls in that photo.

 

[Armadillo]

 

[Tanas]

The Sun is like the Bible, its full off bullshit with a few truth's thrown in.

 

[Slyakin]

Well, at least I won't have to worry about this. America for the win!

"Leave us with our mouths open"?

Oh wow, I'm so perverted.

 

[DSGamer64]

Oh crap, I just looked them up on Youtube. They're guys . They look like girls in that photo.

They look like wannabe emo kids to me. Never heard of em and don't want to.

 

[Fishaman P]

The Sun is like the Bible, its full off bullshit with a few truth's thrown in.

AMEN to that!

Atheism FTW!

 

[Deleted User]

Guilty of Murder due to crimes against music. 537,474.5 people commited suicide due to their songs.
Over 35% of statistics are made up on spot.
I made that one up.

 

[Delta517]

What the fuck is this shit?

I'm on the same road.

Make space for me too...