The Hadrian & VVoltz Musical

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Mar 6, 2008

The Hadrian & VVoltz Musical by Hadrian at 3:51 PM (2,345 Views / 0 Likes) 20 replies

  1. Hadrian
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    No script so far but the songs have just been worked out, unfortunately I can't be arsed to write any so its just gonna be some covers. The Hadrian & VVoltz Musical is about a couple who are starting to feel the rot set in and these three songs show the initial love, hate & being able to get through it all with the help of Tom Jones. So far only two songs are here.


    Anyone Else But You

    Hadrian:
    You're a part time lover and a full time friend
    The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    VVoltz:
    I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
    I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Hadrian:
    Here is the church and here is the steeple
    We sure are cute for two ugly people
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    VVoltz:
    The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
    So why can't, you forgive me?
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Hadrian:
    I will find my nitch in your car
    With my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Both:
    Du du du du du du dudu
    Du du du du du du dudu
    Du du du du du du dudu du

    Hadrian:
    Up up down down left right left right B A start
    Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    VVoltz:
    You are always trying to keep it real
    I'm in love with how you feel
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Hadrian:
    We both have shiny happy fits of rage
    You want more fans, I want more stage
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    VVoltz:
    Don Quixote was a steel driving man
    My name is VVoltz I'm your biggest fan
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Hadrian:
    Squinched up your face and did a dance
    You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Both:
    Du du du du du du dudu
    Du du du du du du dudu
    Du du du du du du dudu du
    But you


    The Ballad of Tim Jones:


    VVoltz: What did I do wrong?
    Hadrian: Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo
    VVoltz: Am I really all that bad?
    Hadrian: You're worse than Hannibal Lechter, Charlie Manson, Freddie Krueger
    VVoltz: Why are we still together?
    Hadrian: Oh I can't leave until you're dead
    VVoltz: You mean 'til death do us part?
    Hadrian: I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head
    VVoltz: It was lucky for us I turned the radio on
    Hadrian: They say that music soothes the savage beast
    VVoltz: There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red
    Both: The two of us would surely have ended up dead


    Both:
    You stopped us from killing each other
    Tom Jones, Tom Jones
    You'll never know but you saved our lives
    Tom Jones, Tom Jones
    Hadrian: I could never throw my knickers at you
    VVoltz: And I don't come from Wales


    VVoltz: So haven't solved our problems
    Hadrian: You mean we hate each others guts
    VVoltz: I still wanna poison your pizza
    Hadrian: And I still wanna cut off your nuts
    VVoltz: I phoned the marriage guidance
    Hadrian: I tied the phone line round your neck
    VVoltz: I'm sick of all this hatred
    Hadrian: Well that will be the arsenic making you sick
    VVoltz: You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff
    Hadrian: As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on
    VVoltz: You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes
    Both: It was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Hadrian: And now the war is over
    VVoltz: I've lost the urge to break your neck
    Hadrian: I owe my life to What's New Pussycat
    VVoltz: Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you dead
    Hadrian: Oh I used to call you Satan
    VVoltz: And you were Cruella De'Ville
    Hadrian: And now you call me your Delilah
    VVoltz: And I am not your lucifer
    Hadrian: And I am just your pussycat
    VVoltz: But just a word of warning now
    Hadrian: Just in case we ever get tired of his voice
    VVoltz: I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong
    Hadrian: And I know an atom that's bomb going for a song

    Repeat chorus twice.


    Is it symbolic that I'm the girl? Damn that VVoltz.
     


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    You guys have waaaay to much time on your hands [​IMG]

    greetings,
    Ex-release thread groupmember [​IMG]
     
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    Has VVoltz replaced lagman in your heart, Hadrian? From the looks of things, I'd say yes... [​IMG]
     
  6. Hadrian
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    lagman is a cruel bitch, he walked away from me and you with not even a goodbye! I'd thought you'd feel my pain too, who will you play Guitar Hero 3 with now? Who else would play it using only the wiimote? No one that's who and the sooner you find a replacement for lagman the sooner you can let go and move on with your life.

    Peace.
     
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    VVoltz is a love albatross.
     
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    I'm magical...thats how.
     
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  14. Hadrian
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    And now for something completely different:

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    lol, that I didn't expect.
     
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    you and vv record it and upload it to internetz [​IMG]
     
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    I want to and I must.
     
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    We are currently casting people. Paris Hilton will play Hadrian, my part is between Harrison Ford, the guy from Silver Spoons and veho.
     
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    It was twenty years ago today,
    Hadrian taught the band to play
    They've been going in and out of style
    But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
    So may I introduce to you
    The act you've known for all these years,
    Hadrian's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
    We're Hadrian Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
    We hope you will enjoy the show,
    We're Hadrian's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
    Sit back and let the evening go.
    Hadrian's lonely, Hadrian's lonely,
    Hadrian's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
    It's wonderful to be here,
    It's certainly a thrill.
    You're such a lovely audience,
    We'd like to take you home with us,
    We'd love to take you home.
    I don't really want to stop the show,
    But I thought that you might like to know,
    That the singer's going to sing a song,
    And he wants you all to sing along.
    So let me introduce to you
    The one and only Billy Shears
    And Hadrian's Lonely Hearts Club Band.


    Dutch Musical:


    Voor degene in een shuilhoek achter glas
    Voor degene met de dichtbeslagen ramen
    Voor degene die dacht dat-ie alleen was
    Moet nu weten, we zijn allemaal samen
    Voor degene met 't dichtgeslagen boek
    Voor degene met de snelvergeten namen
    Voor degene die 't vruchteloze zoeken
    Moet nu weten, we zijn allemaal samen

    refrain:
    Zing, vecht, huil, bid, lach, werk en bewonder
    Zing, vecht, huil, bid, lach, werk en bewonder
    Zing, vecht, huil, bid, lach, werk en bewonder
    Zing, vecht, huil, bid, lach, werk en bewonder
    Niet zonder ons

    Voor degene met de slapeloze nacht
    Voor degene die 't geluk niet kan beamen
    Voor degene die niets doet, die alleen maar wacht
    Moet nu weten, we zijn allemaal samen

    Voor degene met z'n mateloze trots
    In z'n risicoloze hoge toren
    Op z'n risicoloze hoge rots
    Moet nu weten, zo zijn we niet geboren

    refrain

    Voor degene met 't open gezicht
    Voor degene met 't naakte lichaam
    Voor degene in 't witte licht
    Voor degene die weet, we komen samen

    refrain

    Niet zonder ons (15x)


    Whaha! Go babelfish xD

    For the one in shuilhoek behind glass
    For the one with the dichtbeslagen estimate
    For the one who only thought dat-ie was
    Must know now, we are all together
    For the one with t book slammed
    For with the snelvergeten names the one
    For the one which zoeken t fruitless
    Must know now, we are all together

    refrain:
    Sing, fights, cry, pray, laugh, work and admire
    Sing, fights, cry, pray, laugh, work and admire
    Sing, fights, cry, pray, laugh, work and admire
    Sing, fights, cry, pray, laugh, work and admire
    Not without us

    For the one with the sleepless night
    For the one which cannot t endorse luck
    For the one who does nothing, which waits only
    Must know now, we are all together

    For the one with his immoderate pride
    In his risk-free high toren
    On his risk-free high rock
    Must know now, this way we are not born

    refrain

    For the one face open with t
    For the one body naked with t
    For the one in t white lifts
    For the one which weet, we meet

    refrain

    Not without our (15x)
     

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