The great homework exchange!

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by gizmo_gal, May 6, 2008.

May 6, 2008
  1. gizmo_gal
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    The end of the school year is upon us my fellow students and many of us have wasted so much time--I mean, "struggled" to get this far in our courses, we've just barely managed to bring the end of our syllabus requirements into sight and now we realize that we're terribly overwhelmed with some of the parts of our work and we need help. Its too risky, buying assignments off of your classmates and peers, you're teachers a teacher after all because they can put 2 and 2 together so we turn to the great interweb (I've been aching to use that term for a long time. I just had to do it) and all our anonymous friends for help.

    I have 36 Quickbooks 2005 assignments and 36 PeachTree 2005 assignments that need to be done before the 25th of may. (They're the same problems just done in both softwares.) I have all the source documents and started on most of them but this is a software I just dont get and I really dont want to quit or fail this class. Whats worse, I cant take it again.

    I often write reports and do assignments for my two friends who take A.P. courses in the 11th and 12th grades, I've been doing it since 5th grade and they always get A's and A+'s. The lowest grade I've ever gotten on an assignment is a "B" In 9th grade I did three other kids assignments at strategic points through out the year and I was able to keep them from failing (2 got C's one got a D because of his attendance)

    Though I've chosen to never take typical A.P courses, I have won awards in earth science, english, social studies and Advanced english. I can also do computer tests as I'm a certified as having required computer literacy skills.

    I can write papers on almost any subject that can be researched in the library or off the internet with the exception of high leveled sciences such as advanced chemistry , oceanography and the likes. I cant do anyones math homework but any writing assignment I will gladly do if you'll pick up a few of my assignments.

    someone requested that their web design test be done for them, I'm on it! I managed to clean up the pic a little and am working on it.
    If you need anything written just post the details of the assignment

    Grade:
    Your average Grades in this course:
    Pages:
    Subject:
    Requirements:

    and maybe someone will pick it up and do it for you. If oyu can do Quickbooks or PeachTree assignment, or know some one who can and can either get or trick them into doing it then let me know, I'll send you the source docs, you send me your assignment and we'll exchange when they're done.
     


  2. ScuberSteve

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    PLAGERISM WINS!
    Unfortunately, I cannot help you, which is fine, since I don't need help plagiarizing (I already have a friend who 96ed my English course last semester, and my teacher hasn't noticed ANY of the massive amounts of plagerism I've done).
     
  3. NeSchn

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    Damn, if this was a few weeks ago I probably would have jumped on it.
     
  4. gizmo_gal
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    @NeSchn Jumped on the chance to help me with my assignments or on the chance to offer up yours?

    @Pharoah, no offense but look around pal, this isn't a 4-H Club Forum pal, this isn't "boy+girl scouts unite online to spread moral e-behavior.com!"

    This is GBATemp.net, the most successful "flash kit enthusiasts" community that I've been able to find in 8 months.
     
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    idk what either of those programs you listed are, but if they are math:
    www.algebrahelp.com
    www.math.com

    both helped me a lot when I was struggling.
     
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    They're accounting software. Like trackng expense and profits for a business. Thanks for the links.
     
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    Wait what is this?
     
  8. gizmo_gal
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    Its a place to give other people your homework assignments--not all of them--just the daunting ones and in exchange try and do someone elses. Even just doing the basics of an assignment might help some people.

    I in particular am in a fix. They changed the books at end of my HS Accounting course so now, instead of doing 40 assignments total I have nearly 150. I'm doing some of them but I cant ever finish them ALL, I'm not very good with this software and the book isn't very explanitory so I'm trying to trade off some of my assignments for other peoples.
     
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    when in a pickle, http://www.pakin.org/complaint the complaint letter generator can get you out assignments so tedious the teacher doesn't bother reading them. I've never used it personally, but have always have been amused by the concept.

    heres an example
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    I would have jumped on this offer, I would have done a couple of your assignments for an essay I had to do.

    I got a 74 on it...
     
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    Would you still just do a couple of them just for the sake of doing a nice thing for someone?
     
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    "How can I reech theese keeeeds!?"
     
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    i never did understand the concept of cheating on your own work.
    Seems like the only person your cheating is yourself.
    If you don't plan on learning, take up a trade instead. That seems more logical than floating through school expecting to get somewhere, though lacking the groundwork of an education.
    No wonder there are so many hopeless losers living off others taxes.
    You lack the desire to learn.
     
  15. gizmo_gal
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    truth be told, this is the first time I ever really wanted to cheat. Normally I do my own work and am more satisfied with my grades regardless of what they are but this time, I want to move on to be able to move on to college next year on time--not have to wait a whole semester to get in because I have 2-3 weeks worth of work to do in this Accounting class.

    I'm not planning on making a career out of accounting anyway, its just a course I'm taking along with HS because well its a handy job skills and I'd like to understand the basics of accounting, but I've got what I personally wanted out of this course but I cant drop out of the program because I'm an HS student and my parents wont be taking me out.

    I dont think I can do all 160 assignmenst myself and I really need some help. The last day of school is 20-something days away and I can only work but so fast.
     
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    I was just talking this over with my g/f and this is a prime reason I feel schools should end at 15 or 16.
    I am uneducated however I did visit quite a few schools and have hung around enough Americans to know that the education needs some major improvments. American History or World History for that matter is not used 90% of the graduated in REAL life, Calculus, English class, ect, ect... these topics are often used for people to "appear smart" but in real life very few people use the knowledge in a work/personal environment.

    Because of this and the trend of American kids growing up to be douche bags I think school should end at 15 covering everything you need to get a minimum wage job, then put them in the work force and have all the shit you don't NEED to learn available to learn in college. If you decide to go become a general contractor THEN you can go learn geometry but if your happy being a burger flipper why have people spend the money to teach kids something they DON'T want to learn?
     
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    I agree with you weapon. I can't talk for USA, but i could imagine that the unemployment and douche bag ratio would be rather high.
    It seems as if the younger generations now have the ability to learn more as information is alot more viral yet the same notions of learning are still in place.

    I understand that there are alot of subjects kids/teens would shrug off, because they couldn't see themselves using that knowledge in a latter stage of their life. I can relate completely. I dropped Maths B (second highest maths in highschool, in OZ) because i didn't interest me, i was good at the subject and understood the concepts and theorys, yet found no need for it.
    I took photography instead.
    I have just finished a Degree in Video and Contemporary arts. If i hadn't had the opportunity to take Film and Photography i maybe would have never bothered with uni.

    This being said, where i went to school we finished at the age of 17, and if im not mistaken USA is an older age?

    I guess it all comes down to the choices you are given at school. If people feel the need to cheat at a subject obviously they either, can't comprehend the concepts or find no interest in it.
    If this is the case, i suggest apply to change into another class that can hold you concentration easier.
    Though if you are in a lower level, such as year 8-10, where core course are compulsory, suck it up and take in as much knowledge as possible. Because at such a young age, you would have no idea where you plan on ending up in the real world, so give yourself every opportunity to learn you can. You may find yourself in a position you never would have wanted but, none the less enjoy.
     
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    It's true, subjects like history will probably never be used in everyday life. But you know what? That's ok. Taking all those classes in K-12 isn't about learning something "useful," it's about enriching your life. In some ways, yes, it's just about "looking smart," but I think there's a difference between looking smart and being a clueless douchebag (like the people you see on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" and Jaywalking). And like the last poster said... as a teenager, you really don't know what you will ultimately end up in. So it's good to have a good foundation in everything.
     
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    If you genuinely have too much work and didn't have time to finish it then guess what; neither will the rest of your class. If your teacher's being an unreasonable arse and setting you too much to cope with then tell them about it! A whole class running out of time is a pretty good sign that they've got something wrong.

    Otherwise you are just asking to get your ass kicked. These "do my homework for me because I'm a lazy bastard who didn't bother starting it earlier oh noes fix it for me" threads never end well...
     
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    Hmmm, how quick and easy are they? I wouldn't mind doing a few.
     

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