The Foods You Crave Right NAO! (or, the Food Porn Thread)

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  1. Densetsu
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    Dammit, I'm craving a good cheeseburger right about now.

    Most of you probably have never heard of Squeeze Inn (unless you're from California, but even then you might not know of it--it's a pretty small chain). But they have some of the damn cheesiest burgers. They load the burger with cheese on the grill, let it melt onto the grill and it forms a cheese ring around the patty that's crispy around the edges:
    Squeeze Inn
    Unfortunately I'm in NY for school, so I can't have Squeeze Inn unless I fly back home D:

    My consolation is that I'll be going to NYC next month so I can stop by the Shake Shack, another awesome burger joint. Their Shack Stack is like sex. It's a huge breaded and fried portobello stuffed with muenster and cheddar cheeses and stacked on top of a 100% Angus beef patty. When you bite into the portobello, liquid cheese just oozes out like molten lava (only more delicious than lava, and less hot).
    Shack Stack
    D:

    So, what food are you craving/eating right now? As this is food PORN, post the largest, most mouth-watering pictures you can find of the foods you love! I mean, what's more effective--fapping to descriptions of food, or fapping to pictures (or perhaps video) of food?
     
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    Well, Densetsu, I wasn't craving anything, but now I am craving hamburgers with a gratuitous amount of cheese and portobello burgers.
     
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  3. Icealote

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    Thanks.. I'm hungry and now my stomach's fapping to this pics D:
     
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    Mmmm...Now I really want some In N Out Burger...

    Drool...
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  5. mechadylan

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    12oz Prime Rib Dinner
    • Medium Rare
    • Winter Veggie Blend
    • Baked Potato
    • Butter, Sour Cream, Green Onions
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  6. Black-Ice

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    TGI fridays.
    I can has more ribs pl0x.
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    Bacon. I always crave some bacon.

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  8. Qtis

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    Pizzaburger. Why? Because that's why.

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    Getting hungry? Don't worry, I have just what you need.

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    I'm actually craving some weight gainer right now. Mmm Cookies n Cream.
    Beyond this spoiler lies sex.
     
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    I am not craving anything right now, but a pineapple pizza could hit the spot right about now.
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    can't ever get enough of this.

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  13. wrettcaughn

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    Seeing those burgers in the OP made me nauseous...

    The only food I really ever have a craving for is cold cereal. Raisin Bran Crunch, Honey Bunches O' Oats, occasionally Cap'n Crunch... However, I'm lactose intolerant and the alternatives just don't do it for me, so it's never worth it :(

    Raisin Bran
    Honey Bunches of Oats
    Cap'n Crunch
     
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  14. Jamstruth

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    That first burger looks disgusting but, then again, I have a severe hatred of 90% of cheese.

    Now this on the other hand. I would love to have some of this right now
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    Wagamama's Yaki Soba. Damn that stuff's good.

    Or maybe a bit of this
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    Jamie Oliver Ultimate Steak Sandwich (forgotten which of his books its from). Beautifully griddle panned steak in ciabatta with lettuce and a lovely pepper and tomato sauce. *drooooooolllsss* Too bad I am but a poor student who can't afford steak :(
     
  15. Pong20302000

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    only you could make a sexual reference in a food thread
     
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    Im craving chocolote granola cereal. Yeah, Im weird.
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  18. ComeTurismO

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    I'm craving an Oreo cookie.
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  19. Walker D

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    OMG ...I was full ...but somehow I need to eat now ...it's the Densetsu hungry wizardry
     
  20. Sychophantom

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    Well, since at work my lunch was beef jerky and gummy bears, I now hate OP.

    I do however have the ability to make myself a few cheeseburgers. You're off the hook for now.