The Epic of GBATemp, Book I

[Deleted User]

*Pays $5*

Suddenly, it is revealed that EA was behind the dimensional splits all along.

 

[drenal]

Suddenly, it is revealed that EA was behind the dimensional splits all along.

After hearing this, the ruler of the universes decides to destroy the current universes and makes a new one where EA doesn't exist.

 

[Deleted User]

After hearing this, the ruler of the universes decides to destroy the current universes and makes a new one where EA doesn't exist.

The people rejoice for a moment, until they realize that inexplicably, all video games in this universe are region locked. The humans complain. The furries revolt. The VinsClones start smashing Switch cartridges.

 

[Noctosphere]

but suddenly, after the releases of switch
every vegetables tasted switch cartridge

 

[drenal]

The people rejoice for a moment, until they realize that inexplicably, all video games in this universe are region locked. The humans complain. The furries revolt. The VinsClones start smashing Switch cartridges.

After seeing this, the ruler of the universe decides to make a universe with EA, but there's no microtransactions

 

[Deleted User]

After seeing this, the ruler of the universe decides to make a universe with EA, but there's no microtransactions

People were generally pleased until everyone suddenly realized that they couldn't pee.

 

[Noctosphere]

People were generally pleased until everyone suddenly realized that they couldn't pee.

 

[drenal]

People were generally pleased until everyone suddenly realized that they couldn't pee.

This birthed a new generation of humans that didn't have to pee

 

[rileysrjay]

Go away, this is a meme free thread!

 

[Noctosphere]

Go away, this is a meme free thread!

 

[rileysrjay]

Just go to the spider Man thread instead

This birthed a new generation of humans that didn't have to pee

These new pee free humans achieved great things, such as...

 

[Noctosphere]

Just go to the spider Man thread instead

These new pee free humans achieved great things, such as...

 

[drenal]

Just go to the spider Man thread instead

These new pee free humans achieved great things, such as...

Such as ridding the world of trolls who wanted to start Spiderman threads *glances at noctosphere*

 

[Noctosphere]

Such as ridding the world of trolls who wanted to start Spiderman threads *glances at noctosphere*

 

[rileysrjay]

Here, Have fun:
https://gbatemp.net/threads/edit-now-a-spider-man-thread.324816/

Such as ridding the world of trolls who wanted to start Spiderman threads *glances at noctosphere*

This new noctosphere and troll free world became extremely advanced, and invented the first ever...

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Also @B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N could you update the op with the story so far?

 

[Deleted User]

Here, Have fun:
https://gbatemp.net/threads/edit-now-a-spider-man-thread.324816/

This new noctosphere and troll free world became extremely advanced, and invented the first ever...

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Also @B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N could you update the op with the story so far?

I'll do it when I get home. Might even make a new thread for Book II, while I'm at it.

 

[drenal]

Here, Have fun:
https://gbatemp.net/threads/edit-now-a-spider-man-thread.324816/

This new noctosphere and troll free world became extremely advanced, and invented the first ever...

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Also @B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N could you update the op with the story so far?

They created the first ever lightsaber. With it they...

 

[Noctosphere]

They created the first ever lightsaber. With it they...

cutted off dick from all male human
leaving only furries with dick, and thus, only furries can be given birth

 

[drenal]

cutted off dick from all male human
leaving only furries with dick, and thus, only furries can be given birth

The humans would never do this to their own kind, that would be crazy!

 

[rileysrjay]

The humans would never do this to their own kind, that would be crazy!

Alas, the cutting off of the dicks of humans was only a dream of a crazy furry, and was forgotten very quickly. The humans actually used the lightsabers to...