The Different Rules of Internet

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  1. VinsCool
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    Reminder:

    1. Do not talk about /b/
    2. Do NOT talk about /b/
    3. We are Anonymous
    4. Anonymous is legion
    5. Anonymous never forgives
    6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
    7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
    8. There are no real rules about posting
    9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
    10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
    11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
    12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
    13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
    14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
    15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
    16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
    17. Every win fails eventually
    18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
    19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
    20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
    21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
    22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
    23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
    24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
    25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
    26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
    27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
    28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
    29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
    30. There are no girls on the internet
    31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
    32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
    33. Lurk more - it's never enough
    34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
    35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
    36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
    37. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
    38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
    39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
    40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
    41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
    42. Nothing is Sacred
    43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
    44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
    45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
    46. There is always furry porn of it.
    47. The pool is always closed.
    48. Everybody lies.
    49. Puns are always unfunny.
    50. One's USI increases with time spent on the internet.
    51. Everyone is gay for Bridget.
    52. Milhouse is not a meme.
    53. Leetspeak makes you cool.
    54. The OP is invariably a fag.
    55. The OP never delivers.
    56. God hates fags.
    57. TIME CUBE REIGNS SUPREME!
    58. There are dicks everywhere.
    59. 8chan is the new 4chan.
    60. Everyone on the internet will claim to be an atheist.
    61. It's always rape.
    62. On the internet, no one can hear you get raped.
    63. There is always a female version of a male character, and vice versa (Note: This rule is already official. It's only here because the official rule list only goes up to 47. Retarded, amirite?)
    64. Every meme always becomes an old meme.
    65. Every old meme always becomes a dead meme.
    66. Don't divide by zero.
    67. The truth is always painful.
    >Rules below are GBAtemp unofficial added ones.
    68. Don't trust anybody on the internet...Except us.
    69. Don't watch Boku No Pico. (See what I did here?)
    70. Don't be feral.
    71. You'll always be a pleb.
    72. Stay of my fucking lawn.
    73. There is no candy in the big white van.
    74. Don't pretend to be a n00b unless you want to be blocked.
    75. If there's an anime, there's a hentai of it.

    Follow the rules, and your internet is made awesome.
     
    Last edited by VinsCool, Jan 25, 2016


  2. Lucar

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    *Talks about /b/*
     
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    So.. about this /b/...
     
  4. Games&Stuff

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    Whatz that /b/
     
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    Ye cunts. It says you can't talk ABOUT /b/ and not mention /b/. You can mention /b/ but not talk about what goes on in it. Ye bloody cunts need to learn the English language m8s.
     
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    Im not on the internet, im on the temp
     
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    Tempernet.
     
  8. GhostLatte

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    There are not 69 rules :cry:
     
  9. vayanui8

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    /b/ serves its purposes if you are a cruel enough person to link somebody's twitch stream
     
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  10. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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    1. The site's "Random" board, also known as "/b/", was the site's first forum, and is the one that receives the most traffic. As its name suggests, the Random board has minimal rules on posted content.

    It's on 4chan

    I leaked things better call the Mario bros :P
     
  11. Jacklack3

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    /b/ is umm...

    The Mental Institute Of The Internet.
     
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    This is the most cringest thread I've seen in awhile, but I dont go on 3ds sections or the EoF much so it's not saying much.
     
  13. VinsCool
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    Rule 1 and 2: do not talk about it! :angry:

    — Posts automatically merged - Please don't double post! —

    Good, that was the exact idea of it.
     
  14. Jacklack3

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    In your basement Dick Size: 5 meters.
    I'm doing it...
     
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    How about adding more rules, just to piss kingleo off?

    The cringiest possible rules, please.
     
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    Jacklack3 ( ゚ヮ゚) buddie was here

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    Don't watch Boku No Pico...

    DONT watch Boku No Pico...

    then after 10 rules

    DONT FUCKING WATCH BOKU NO PICO!!!
     
  17. VinsCool
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    Gonna be rule 68 then. good.
     
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    And another one is...

    Don't trust anybody on the internet...Except us.
     
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    Added.
     
  20. vayanui8

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    Boku no pico should really be rule 69...



    I broke that rule
     
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