I get texts like these from one of my roommates every day. I had to learn to decipher the meaning to communicate with her when we weren't in the same room. Let's play a game where you try to figure out what she was trying to say in these texts, which I have found in my phone. Note: Most of it deciphers to English. If it doesn't, it's a reference to pop culture. The last one I never figured out on my own and had to ask, so your guess is probably as good as mine was.