The "Decipher my Roommate's Texts" Game

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  1. Sora de Eclaune
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    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    I get texts like these from one of my roommates every day. I had to learn to decipher the meaning to communicate with her when we weren't in the same room. Let's play a game where you try to figure out what she was trying to say in these texts, which I have found in my phone.

    Note: Most of it deciphers to English. If it doesn't, it's a reference to pop culture.

    The last one I never figured out on my own and had to ask, so your guess is probably as good as mine was.
     


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    What language is it, at first?
     
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    English obv. Just complex
     
  4. Sora de Eclaune
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    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    Oh, it's all English. Relatively (AKA at least one text I've listed there has a pop culture reference that is probably not English). My roommate just happens to use a slightly-less-smart phone where you press the number keys multiple times to get to letters. Apparently, she doesn't want to spend the time spelling out full words due to that, and won't get a slightly smarter phone to correct it.
     
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    Even worse than Margenese apparently. I don't understand these crypted texts.
     
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    Maybe she should consider getting a smartbrain first. All I see is Jibberish. /s
     
  7. Sora de Eclaune
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    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    It makes sense when you learn how to decipher it, other than that last one. Honestly, I thought my phone was broken when she sent me a text the first time. I had to ask my other roommate how to decipher everything until I started picking up on how to do it.
     
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    I can read a few of them but I'm out waiting for a bus, so won't write them out :)
     
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    "i c a ll slhto oa m scmh scmh wy dt fndng"
    I read:
    "I call shit into my cum cum why don't you find something?"

    :mellow:
     
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    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    That is so wrong, but it actually sounds like something she'd say.

    What it actually says
     
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    Holy balls that's not what I could have guessed xD
    Especially "Scaramouche", how could we have thought about this? :mellow:
     
  12. Sora de Eclaune
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    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    You'd be better off asking her than me. I just learned how to read it. I didn't come up with it.

    Then again, I wouldn't have figured it out without the rest of the line in there. Context clues help with some of the words.
     
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    Can you translate wtf that is supposed to mean?
     
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    *ahem* *ahem*
    ...............WHAT?!
     
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    Yes.
     
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    I must thank you for this Sora de Eclaune. The fact that I can not decipher it means there is still some hope for me after all.

    That said I wonder how long it would take me owning to a phone to learn how to read that.

    Edit.
    I think I might have managed the first.

    Good game. Come to me, I found something too cool.

    Edit 2. I might have to revise that

    "gg c2m i fnd smt 2cl"

    Horse, come to me. I found 2 centiliters of surface mount technology.
     
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    Close!

    What it actually says
     
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