The dark truth about mthnite

[VVoltz]

I hate to turn a good friend like this but it has to be told...

HE IS A HELGHAST!

 

[CockroachMan]

 

[Extreme Coder]

This thread is now NSFW.

 

[Linkiboy]

mthrnite is a masochist.

 

[mthrnite]

I don't see what the problem is.. we're just thinning the herd a bit.

 

[VVoltz]

I don't see what the problem is.. we're just thinning the herd a bit.

Errr... right.

 

[Moots]

The only thing Mthr is, is my birth Mother, Father and uncle twice removed.

Creepy I know, but he is loving, he only hit me with small whippy tree branches, and would lovingly throw a bowl of fish heads to my home under the stairs once a week so I'd be good and fed.

 

[VVoltz]

The only thing Mthr is, is my birth Mother, Father and uncle twice removed.

Creepy I know, but he is loving, he only hit me with small whippy tree branches, and would lovingly throw a bowl of fish heads to my home under the stairs once a week so I'd be good and fed.

But he is a Helghast, he can see in the dark you know!

 

[Moots]

Of course he needs to see in the dark, I said he was caring, I didn't say anything about myself.

Often when he comes to lovingly feed me my fish heads, I attack him in a fit of twisted love, and since I have carved out the retinas of my eyes with a rusty Spork, I need complete dark.

Like he wants to wander into my domain under the stairs to give me a hug and bowl of fish heads, without being able to see me, what with me liable to try to gum his arm off (I have no teeth, damn fish bones)

 

[mthrnite]

MOOTS WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING UP!

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT TIME IT IS!

GIVE ME THAT COMIC BOOK!

YOU ARE BOUND AND DETERMINED TO WORRY ME TO DEATH!

 

[Linkiboy]

I wish I had fish bones. All I have is this crappy real food

 

[Moots]

DAMN THE GLOW OF THIS INFERNAL MONITOR! Foiled once more.

Looks like no more fish heads for me until march.