The Current State of Hentmei

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  1. AlanJohn
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    Hi, my name is AlanJohn and I'm here to talk about Hentmei. Generally speaking, I'd like to talk about it's legacy and it's future.

    Hentmei began basically somewhere in this thread where I decided to make a spoof on the then popular hentai manga trends. It then grew in popularity and I decided to make it into an epic action/comedy series without any shitty porn puns. All was well, people liked Hentmei and so did I enjoy creating it. Unfortunately, I suddenly grew the fuck up at the age of 11 and understood that Hentmei was shit and nobody really liked it, basically I was a Tommy Wisaeu without all of the money.

    I'll tell you a secret, this isn't a history of hentmei because I don't even fucking know that much about it. Hell, I don't even know what the main storyline is anymore! Basically, I'm asking for your help if you want to save hentmei.

    Recently, a service I used in order to host Hentmei in high quality was minus, an image sharing website. That piece of shit is dead now after they tried to make it into a social network, which is a shame, because I spoke to some of the developers on that site and they were quite nice. Anyways, some of my work was uploaded to that site, for example my signature which you can see is gone now. This includes some hentmei. If you have for some reason copies of my signature and/or illegally copied my hentmei works please contact me.

    Another service that recently completely gave up on the idea of being a decent file sharing website was pomf.se, a site that was actually made by a friend of a friend of mine on the StormBit IRC networks. He gave up on pomf.se or ran out of money, I can't really remember and I'm not in a position to accurately comment as to why this happened. But Hentmei 4.44: You can(not) unban was completely hosted on that site. I do not have any backups of any of these files mind you, my 256gb HDD I stored all this shit on died about a year ago and for some dumb reason I didn't backup everything I had on the cloud, foolishly trusting some weaboo coders living in their NEET apartments.

    Now, the future of Hentmei.
    It is no secret that I am not working on hentmei at this moment. There are many reasons for this, the primary one being the fact that Hentmei is fucking retarded and I'm not a 12 year old who just discovered MS Paint anymore. A Hentmei Movie script is currently being written by me and Sausage Head. The script will be pitched to Universal Pictures, Paramount, Disney. If they disagree with our vision we will just ask the Bollywood guys to do this for like 10$ (if you support our indiegogo campaign).

    So yeah, that's basically it.

    HENTMEI:
    Hentmei: Requiem for an Abnocto
    Hentmei 2: No More Fanboy
    Hentmei 3: Raise Your Weapon
    SPINOFF: Hentmei: Bad Company
    Hentmei 4.44: You Can(not) Unban
     
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    if u say hentmei in norway it means come pick me up (written hent meg, in norwegian accent spoken like hentmei)
     
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    UPDATE: Thanks to the help of @DinohScene I have re-hosted all of the hentmeis. Also, I made it easier to find the threads by linking all of them here.
     
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    So when is hentmei 5?