the cortana thread

[Crazynoob458]

this is a thread where you mimic cortana (the shitty windows assistant not the halo bot)

 

[slaphappygamer]

Sorry, I’m unable to connect to the internet.

 

[Crazynoob458]

sorry i dont understand

 

[slaphappygamer]

Please repeat instruction

 

[Crazynoob458]

here are search results for "please repeat instruction"

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now this is scary

 

[Chains]

Is this some Windows 10 feature, that I'm too Windows 7 to know about?

 

[slaphappygamer]

Is this some Windows 10 feature, that I'm too Windows 7 to know about?

Yes, it’s another voice assistant. I disabled it during my windows setup and I’ve never heard from a cortana.

 

[IC_]

Welcome back to your our Windows 10 computer! Please use our new Edge web browser, we will bother you about it all the time, it's faster than your Firedog or whatever browser you are using right now. Oh and also we deleted your Linux partition while updating.

 

[Mama Looigi]

Welcome back to your our Windows 10 computer! Please use our new Edge web browser, we will bother you about it all the time, it's faster than your Firedog or whatever browser you are using right now. Oh and also we deleted your Linux partition while updating.

...I saw all of these happen in the last week ;w;

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

*dies* this applies to both cortanas

 

[Alexander1970]

the cortana thread

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