The Clarets (burnley fc) in new game

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  1. Dratini The Clar
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    Dratini The Clar Advanced Member

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    THIS IS A 100% HOMEMADE GAME WITH RPG MAKER VX. THESE CHARACTERS ARE ALL REAL! CHRIS EAGLES IS REAL!!!! AND THEY PLAY FOR BURNLEY FC​

    According to the Claret Prophecy, five players in the near future would soon experience battling.

    Those five were: Chris Eagles, Robbie Blake, David Edgar, Michael Duff & GAFF-G2.

    Chris Eagles​
    Age: 23
    Birthday: November 19
    Class: Swordsman Claret
    The main character. At the beginning when Owen Coyle (GAFF-G2) takes the day off with a cold, Chris finds a note on the pitch. "YOUR DESTINY CALLS. GO TO SAMURAI ARTS AND CHOOSE YOUR EQUIPMENT WISELY."
    Chan chan bara! Chan bara! Now, Chris must defeat Deltamega... but does he have enough power to face him?

    Robbie Blake
    Age: 33
    Birthday: March 4
    Class: Support Claret
    Ten years older than Eagles. Later on, Chris encounters Robbie Blake. He is a Support Claret - he aids all others on his side. Great at support skills, weak at attacking.
    He is the second of the five chosen Clarets.

    Michael Duff
    Age: 31
    Birthday: January 11
    Class: Magi-Claret
    "Michael Duff, Magi-Claret. You two must be Chris Eagles & Robbie Blake, correct?" Michael 'Mike' Duff. He loves magic spells. He is like a combination of Eagles & Blake alone, except he uses the Ancient Claret Staff. He is the best of both like Hovis bread.

    David Edgar
    Age: 22
    Birthday: May 19
    Class: Knight Claret
    Edgar loves to brawl with swords. Nothing ever stops him from brawling. When he is one of the team, he says he is from Newcastle U-Knighted. Not much is known about him.

    GAFF-G2 - Owen Coyle
    Age: 43
    Birthday: July 14
    Class: High Claret
    At first, he thinks the current team are useless and he continues work. A battle starts with Eagles using his extraordinary sword skills. Then, his memories are brought back. He realises that he is not against the team, he is the manager. He is the High Claret, the only Claret before the Great High Claret, Chairman Barry Kilby.
    Barry Kilby is not playable in this game.

    Will be updated
     
  2. kalmis

    kalmis GBAtemp Regular

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    Huh? A RPG game with some real life footballers? Eeer wtf?
    Didn't that Eagles guy play for ManUr?
     
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    Dratini The Clar Advanced Member

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    Yes but now he's a burnley player...
     
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    You seem to have a huge man crush on this man.
     
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    Chris Eagles rules!
     
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    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Are the Burnley Suicide Squad in there as well? [​IMG]

    j/k
     
  7. Dratini The Clar
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    Dratini The Clar Advanced Member

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    uh... yes?
    Yes.
     
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    I'm glad I was logged in so I could see your avatar and sig to make this even more hilarious

    This sounds like it will be the most bizarre game ever. I'm looking forward to the release

    And yes you do appear to be scarily obsessed with this guy
     
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    Dratini The Clar Advanced Member

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    Your name comes to me a bit.

    Robbie blake & his Bad Beat Bob underpants. That was right funny.
    [​IMG]
     
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    This thread just makes me cringe, honestly.
     
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    Dratini The Clar Advanced Member

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    Character profiles now updated! That's just well... good news.