The BIG Football Thread

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It’s being reported that a Man United training session was delayed for nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.

Training was suspended while an investigation was launched. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.

Training resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

I should ban you from this thread for that.

But, I'm kind.

 

[Lostbhoy]

I thought it was funny!! She gotta have some joy after the weekend...

 

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I thought it was funny!! She gotta have some joy after the weekend...

Oh, she's going to get pounded nicely on... 23rd Jan.

edit. By pounded, I mean by us.

edit edit: I mean lose on the football match by Manchester United which we both support on the 23rd of January 2025 in the Europa League.

 

[AmandaRose]

Oh, she's going to get pounded nicely on... 23rd Jan.

edit. By pounded, I mean by us.

edit edit: I mean lose on the football match by Manchester United which we both support on the 23rd of January 2025 in the Europa League.

I fully acknowledge that Rangers are the second best team in their city with a shit stadium that's falling apart and a foreign manager who doesn't have a clue what he is doing. Kinda reminds me of a certain other team that plays in England

 

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I fully acknowledge that Rangers are the second best team in their city with a shit stadium that's falling apart and a foreign manager who doesn't have a clue what he is doing. Kinda reminds me of a certain other team that plays in England

Take Birmingham City out of your dirty mouth.

 

[AmandaRose]

BREAKING: It’s been confirmed that the most likely outcome of Manchester City’s FFP hearing starting on Monday will be a 30 point deduction for the 2024/25 season.

Reacting to the news, head coach Pep Guardiola said, ‘It’s not so bad I guess. At least we will still finish above Man UTD

 

[Lostbhoy]

Well fuck me.... What the hell just happened??

We not only won a game in the CL, but we scored 5 goals and looked good!!

Obviously the opposition were the newbies but come on.... We're the whipping bhoys

Those poor chaps have to play Bayern too!

Ah well, I'll enjoy this week as this is as good as its gonna get!!

 

[AmandaRose]

Well fuck me

Sorry my boyfriend would not be happy so I will need to pass on that request

We not only won a game in the CL, but we scored 5 goals and looked good!!

Obviously the opposition were the newbies but come on.... We're the whipping bhoys

Those poor chaps have to play Bayern too!

Ah well, I'll enjoy this week as this is as good as its gonna get!!

Well done on your first day win it's been 13 years since Celtic last won on day one of the champions league.

Now let's move on to Man UTD

So just been reading about the new stadium plans and it got me thinking why spend 2 billion to build a new Stadium next to Old Trafford? Why not relocate and build a brand new stadium somewhere near London to reward your loyal lifelong supporters with a shorter journey home after matches

 

[AmandaRose]

BREAKING: P DIDDY has REJECTED the chance to replace Erik Ten Hag as Manchester United manager.

Diddy revealed he was concerned it might ruin his reputation if he took the job.

 

[AmandaRose]

 

[AmandaRose]

Domino's Pizza taking the piss with their advert outside Old Trafford

 

[Lostbhoy]

Domino's Pizza taking the piss with their advert outside Old Trafford

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Look at the filter on that screen... Full crt scan line mode activated!

 

[emigre]

Respect to mad Erik. Mad lad is staying in a job despite progressively getting worse.

Tis the dream.

 

[AmandaRose]

Great news for Man UTD fans not so great for Erik Binbags

 

[Lostbhoy]

Great news for Man UTD fans not so great for Erik Binbags

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Nothing personal against the guy but clear it wasn't working so time to move on. At last!

I see Ruud staying in the job at least till end of season and we're in another Solksjaer situation where he might make it his own and he'll be cheap!

 

[emigre]

Goodnight Sweet Prince

 

[AmandaRose]

Please Man UTD can you get Philippe Clement to be your new manager