AHEM, Recently it has come to my attention that the temp seems to lack any form of treaty or document that we can use to troll/flame/protect/hidebehind/onenightstandinthehotelbedroomstilltiedtothebedboard/etc. My solution? I HAVE DRAFTED A SET OF ARTICLES! By the power that these articles grant (which is little to none :U) we shall base all anti-troll/pro-troll/othermeaninglesscrap programs or campaigns on! ARTICLE I The Preamble I was bored :I so I made these rul3z. The Basis These are the articles of the unofficial officials (you guys who call yourself Gba temps official-insert subject-) who didnt have ANYTHING to do with this but are mentioned anyway to I dont sound like a troll. In this article the laws of the EoF Bunker, The domains of that guy who does stuff whos name starts with a C and has a little stickman avatar, The lawful and unlawful use of the "Rawketlawnchair", and a whole bunch of other crap like civil rights and right to bear arms and other unimportant crap. ARTICLE II The Blogs I shall start this part with one simple statment. You post it, its not funny. Nobody cares. hahaha but all jokes aside the blogs are a territory that is free domain that all users are welcome to (except you snailface... stay outta my topic...). Whats that you say? I seriously cant be playing moderator and deciding who gets to go where? SCREW YOU ! The 3DS Forums Yes. It has like 4 good games. Yes. It is 3D. not 3D No. It doesnt have youtube. No. Its not hacked. No. It WILL NOT HAVE YOUTUBE. Yes. Your fucking AK2i Will work on it. Now get out. ARTICLE III The EoF Bunker The EoF Bunker is SERIOUS SHIT. And trust me, If you leak the EoF Bunkers location out OR you lead a pokefag into the bunker. YOU WILL BE TIED TO CHAIR NAKED AND FORCED TO WATCH POKEMON YAOI TILL YOU DIE (or say sorry :U) Also whats the password to the netflix I accidentally logged out last time :U Rights and other stupid crap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have the right to flame CASUALLY AND IN APPROPRIATE SITUATIONS. You also have the right to call upon the next sentence whenever you've trapped yourself in a web of lies, flame, and assholery. "I PLAY MY TRAPCARD, THE BIG TOPIC ZANTIGO WROTE IN THE EOF WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"* Also, all users are entitled to atleast 2 "noob topics" and can escape freely without flame or hate and judgement (unless its in the EoF cuz shit happens at the edge of stuff). However at the 3rd "noob topic" you roast thier ass outta here. *Please note that you simply have the right to say that sentence and not that any of it will really work or happen. ARTICLE FOAR We're not in 4Chan anymore. The rules of the internet DO NOT APPLY here. Well I guess 34 and 1 can but ANY OTHER RULES DO NOT APPLY. The use of picture posts are NOT allowed (not that ill stop you :U) We're not in gamespot anymore. Dont hate the furrys. They pretty cool guys. Dont hate the bronies. They pretty cool...thingys. Dont hate gay people. A Gay Little Catboys gay and even machoomu thinks he pretty cool guy. Dont hate n3rdz. If your on these forums most likely (90%) you are one. Dont h8 the noobfagz who use numbers and incorrect grammer and mispell everything. We were all 7 once. Dont hate sony. we all released the move- no wait... well I know we all get our networks hacked- no no... Well... atleast they have good graphics. Dont hate nintendo. they made Mario. AND Kirby. no human on earth can hate both. TD;LR me will ya?? For every TD;LR I will kill a kitten. STARTING WITH MR.CUDDLEWUGGUMS. And that ends the articles FOR NOW. You can have your own article attached by following the huge huge HUGE process of getting 3 people to say your article is within good reason. Ok yeah that is WAY too much. How about... 1 Still too steep :/ Ok fine just post it and ill add when I felt like it.