The anti-[censored] condom

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Aug 19, 2011

The anti-[censored] condom by Xuphor at 9:53 PM (694 Views / 0 Likes) 16 replies

  1. Xuphor
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    Nice, that's a good defense (and capture) device [​IMG]
     
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    Already heard about this. But this is the first time I've seen a picture of it.
    Looks painfully... [​IMG]
     
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    My word!
    Put a whole new meaning to vagina dentata!
     
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    that's why you should always do it in the butt

    - but yeah, i had heard of this been distributed to women at high risk in africa.

    ooh, and there was that one movie where a woman makes one mcguyver style out of a can because she was about to get raped.
     
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    Now what if the guy likes that kind of thing?
     
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    I didn't want to have sex with south african women anyways...
     
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    @nando - It looks like it's fit in the butt to me, and I'm easily the smallest woman I know.

    @Bright - I guess they'd get off.... then had a penis that looks like shredded paper.

    @alan - Well, they are available in America and Europe too.
     
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  11. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Well, it looks like the wiki hasn't been updated since I last read it (a couple years back).
    It still says
    After a quick search I've found what appears to be the official website, (link withheld) but I see no mention of where it is sold, how it can be ordered, et cetera.
    (But there is a "please donate via paypal" link)

    What I had heard is that plans to release this device were cancelled when it was mentioned how easily the device could be thwarted with a broomhandle.


    (Well isn't this an interesting conversation)
     
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    ...is it okay to curse out a mod?
     
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    You can say whatever you want to me in PM. [​IMG]
     
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    Uh, what makes you think this guy is going to be happy going to the hospital? Realisticly, what girl will suffer the humiliation of walking (possibly bent over) to the hospital, both person's chonies down, junk in the air...?

    Seriously, imagine 11 pm at night, you're driving down the street, and then BAM! you see some poor chick waddling down the street to the hospital 3 blocks away and a guy behind her with his everything in the air, crying because he doesn't want to live through a CERTAIN scene of the movie "Teeth". Plus, when you get to the hospital, imagine who'd be staring at you. The general public can't handle a tit in movies, let alone this. Moms duct taping their children's eyes, conservatives smacking you with the bible. It would all be very......[​IMG]
     
  16. Xuphor
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    For some reason, I knew someone not knowing female anatomy at all would say something like this.

    The Rapex goes in the "hole", if raped, guy is stuck, and the Rapex, just like anything in the "hole", can be pushed out. All she'd have to do is jump away, it'd come out, and the guy I'd imagine would be in so much pain he'd not even bother trying to catch her.
     
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    Woops, turns out I misread that article. When it said it'd have to be surgically removed, I thought it would have to be detached at the hospital from the woman and man. I'm running on little sleep, cut me some slack.
     

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