“Hello, ladies, look at your man. Now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly he isn’t me, but if he stopped buying pricey costumes and switched to homemade ones, he could look like me.
Look down, back up. Where are you? You are at an expo, with the man your man could cosplay like. What’s that on your head, back at me, I have it, it’s a Gundam Helmet, just the thing you love, now look again, the helmet looks perfect while topless.
Everything is possible when your man makes his own costumes and doesn't buy em. I’m in my briefs.