The 50 Dumbest Things President Bush Said

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  1. tjas
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    These are so funny just read en laugh [​IMG]

    The 50 Dumbest Things President Bush Said in His First Term [​IMG]


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    Are you pro bush? yes or no say why!


    http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushdumbquotes.htm
     
  2. nintendofreak

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    Well i dont like bush, but sadly he represents the country I live in... [​IMG]
     
  3. tjas
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    Well this is what represents us... but i guess everything is better than bush!

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    And yes we know he looks like him:

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  4. megatron_lives

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    My favourite Bush quotes

    "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
    - G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

    Then....

    "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
    - G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

    "I am truly not that concerned about him."
    - G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
    3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)

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    I'm not a fan of Bush, he's more of a preacher to the US than a decent politican - but mind you most politians here are all wankers!

    I don't want to say too much, there's alot of good American people on this forum and whether they like Bush or not, I'm bound to put my foot in it talking about the states!

    Peace


    ".... In America" Bandit Keith, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series [​IMG]

    Bush quote reference http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/2002/11/13_Laden.html
     
  5. rest0re

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    PRESIDENT BUSH RULES! [​IMG] i think he is only joking...
     
  6. tjas
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    21. "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

    and

    48. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

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  7. ugly_rose

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    29. "I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army." —during a Dec. 2002 Oval Office meeting with Rep. Tom Lantos, as reported by the New York Times

    lol

     
  8. jpxdude

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    No. 2 FTW!

    "2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video) "
     
  9. Mars

    Mars Radioactive Propaganda Minister

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    LMAO!
     
  10. Adder74

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    This man is pathetic. Sorry, folks)
     
  11. Destructobot

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    #30 is my favorite:

    "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001
     
  12. ananag

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    Whats sad is the people of our country voted for him...twice.

    Though, Al Gore should have won the first election...

    Honestly, Bush didn't know the difference between Afghanistan and Pakistan when he first came to office. He didn't know anything about the middle eastern countries (except that they had oil).
     
  13. Szyslak

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    This would be funny if it wasn't SO F***ING SAD. The fact that anyone so dumb could be elected to this position (twice) says much more about the American people and the totally ruined political process than it does about one idiot from the American Oil Region of Texas.

    Thanks for that view. I like to think that there are plenty of informed and open-minded Americans whose interests aren't guided by greed or blind belief systems.

    Of course, as I type this, I'm looking over at my boss who has a signed picture of Bush on his wall. His religious beliefs clearly outweigh his perceptive abilities enough that he not only votes for an idiot, but contributes to his campaign. It makes me die a little inside every day.

    So thanks to the OP for an attempt at levity, but you'll excuse me if it really just made me throw up a little in my mouth.

    "Fool me once, shame on..."
     
  14. Westside

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  15. pikachucrackpipe

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    what about 'things would be easier if i was dictator'
     
  16. hanman

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    what's the source for these quotes? i always like to check transcripts for this sort of thing. you can make anyone look like an idiot by taking things out of context. some of these things are obviously jokes, while others just seem to be flubbed lines. funny, none the less.
     
  17. Shinji

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    Heres the source of the article

    http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushdumbquotes.htm

    Theres more bushism links at the bottom of the page XD

    Ive never had faith in any Bush that was in office (please dont hurt me Hillary Clinton)...

    As long as there isnt anyone who would shoot us in the face, I dont care who is in office frankly...
     
  18. nintendofreak

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    Nahh, preachers say things that make sense and are rationally correct.... Bush however....
     
  19. hanman

    hanman I'm a pretty lucky guy

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    he's made mistakes, no doubt (the border, spending, communicating with the people), but overall, he's a damn sight better than gore or kerry!
     
  20. Mucuna

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    "Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001"

    I remember that one in the local news! I wonder if he at least knew where he was.:-D