My runner-up best memory for this year. Not my official entry, I'm sticking with my original for my official competition entry. But I wanted to share this all the same for all those who have been accosted by moronic kids this year, or given abuse on the street by a fourteen year old who thinks he can take on a full grown man. A tale of urban youth being dealt with by its own stupidity biting it on the arse.
I saw a chav get hit by a car a few months back. One of those prats who acts all big and bad, thinking he can cross the road in heavy traffic and the whole world will stop for him so he can go as slowly as possible to impress his equally ignorant mates. Boy was he wrong. BAM! Broken leg, shattered shoulder, bike twisted beyond repair, and virtually no damage to the innocent driver who couldn't possibly have reacted in time.
Oh, don't worry. The idiot lived. But I thoroughly enjoyed seeing the prick taken down a few pegs and taught that he's not the absolute centre of the known universe (how could he be? I am
), in front of all his dumb little mates. I'm not saying he deserved it, but hey, if Fate wants to teach idiots a lesson, I'm all for it.