tempers you want to do things in bed with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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GalladeGuy said:
Uhhhhhh
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TheKingy34 said:
You, the person that is viewing this message. I would like to do things with you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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ye you know it
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Touko White said:
@Margen67:

find his house
get in his bed
because he's ignorant, he won't see me in the bed
gets in
a second later, I shoot him with the menuhax weapon of choice
get out of the bed
escape

problem is, if anyone saw Touko (me) getting out of margen67's flat, then they'd be able to recognise me because cuteness
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but a9lh will be 30 seconds ahead of u and dodge the attack. then proceed to brick your sysnand.



am sorr
 
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Touko White said:
check my location please
I don't post kitchen crap, either
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Sorry for not explaining this sentence.
In India or similar countries it wouldn't be a surprise since most children get promised to each other because the families are friends etc. Which could be seen as engagement.
By law I don't think you can be engaged at age of 14 in the UK, Europe and most countries of the world.
The sentence if you lived in India wasn't meant as an actual question. More like a rhetorical medium.
Additionally. The location you state here doesn't have to represent your actual location. It could also be that your parents have a different origin or you moved countries.
 
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Luglige said:
He's not straight or bi I think...
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Pff didn't you know?
Having sex with a gay boy as a female makes you immortal.

If you get a gay boy in your bed as a female and you managed to make said gay boy cum inside of you, his ejaculate will be saturated with the elixir of life.
It only works with homosexual scene kids.
 
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