Temper's Shitty Comedy Corner

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Master Dimentio, Feb 26, 2017.

  1. Master Dimentio
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    Master Dimentio The Pleaser Of Crowds

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    Making my perfect world.
    Flood this thread with all of your shittiest jokes and worst most cringy puns!
     
  2. proflayton123

    proflayton123 Sakura思い

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    Hey gurl, you want some blue? I got, blue for you ;)


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  3. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Vagina.



    Get it?


    And most people don't.
     
  4. Master Dimentio
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    Master Dimentio The Pleaser Of Crowds

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    Making my perfect world.
    Sans (From undertale who is a skeleton): I got a lot done today... A skeleTON.
     
  5. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    What did Link say to Tapu Koko?

    'If your dick can reach your asshole, go fck yourself.'
     
  6. Master Dimentio
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    Master Dimentio The Pleaser Of Crowds

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    Making my perfect world.
    Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling BONELY!
     
  7. CeeDee

    CeeDee I'm A Chump

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    My ex-wife still misses me...

    BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
     
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  8. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Three dogs bark at the same time--one barks, 'bark', another barks, 'woof', and the third dog barks, 'shut these yappy borks up before I tell a bad joke about two dogs!'
     
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  9. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    Here's a joke: my life
     
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  10. Pleng

    Pleng GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Don't trust atoms; they make up everything
     
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  11. VinsCool

    VinsCool Receditur a Veritate

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    Another World
    "Hey, what's up?"
    "If I tell you, would you sit on it? :creep:"
    "..."
     
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  12. smileyhead

    smileyhead Press Start whenever!

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    dark humour alert:

    what's better than ten babies hanging on a tree?
    one baby hanging on ten trees.
     
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  13. Subtle Demise

    Subtle Demise h

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    A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, "sorry, we don't serve horses." The horse walked away, disappointed.
     
  14. Boogieboo6

    Boogieboo6 @realDonaldTrump

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    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
     
  15. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Adoptive father of my kitty named Zelda

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    Back with kitty Zelda forever :D
    do you work in jeans because you make me working in mine
     
  16. NutymcNuty

    NutymcNuty GBATemp's Autismo

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    What noise does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!
     
  17. Master Dimentio
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    Master Dimentio The Pleaser Of Crowds

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    Making my perfect world.
    Wanna hear a joke? Mah dick. Pretty funny right?
     
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