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A dodgy switch, an Xbox one and PS 5 are in a bar. The switch says "anyone want to buy a cheap watch". Sorry
 

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Mario and Sonic at the Olympics
One's a clinically obese 40 year old plumber. And the other can break the sound barrier hardly seems fair in the 200m sprint.
 

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Mario and Sonic at the Olympics
One's a clinically obese 40 year old plumber. And the other can break the sound barrier hardly seems fair in the 200m sprint.
But Mario has him beat at the hammer throw. Despite Sonic's speed they're equally matched at the long jump and high jump. Mario casually jogs and swims entire levels, could be good at triathlon, and even marathon. I'd say he has a chance overall.
 

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A person keeps asking tempy about "when is X done?" Generally just hundred of different once form a lot of little people.
 
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