Tell me these aren't blowjob training devices.

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  1. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    My usual casual browsing through cheap Chinese crap turned up something interesting today. Apparenty there is such a thing as a "smile trainer" device, a "face exercise device" that works out your mouth.

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    Well that seems innocent enough. However, the stuff I found under "related products" was a bit more suspicious.


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    ...really? Wrap your lips around it firmly and hum. Train your lips to form a tight seal around the shaft device.

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    Not suspect at all.


    But okay, it doesn't have to mean anything, I mean technically it works out your face and all...
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    Put it in your mouth and suck. These are the actual instructions. Come on!


    ...okay, okay, fine, it's all in my filthy, filthy guttermind, I guess...

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    Aw come on! How is this not a blowjb training dildo? You put it in your mouth and then you try to hold it there while it pulsates.

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    Yup, that's a blowjob.


    And you people thought the shake-weight was suggestive.


    And these are real.
    Srsly.
    For real.
     
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    You have a filthy mind Veho :angry:
     
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    To the entire nation of Japan
     
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    I planned to come in and make an off handed comment about how I carry things in my mouth all the time. I realized I actually did though when my hands aren't free, so I couldn't..
     
  6. Veho
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    ...you know what, I'm not gonna comment.
     
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  10. mucus

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    These aren't blowjob training devices.



    There, was that so hard everyone?
     
  11. Ubuntuの刀

    Ubuntuの刀 :^D

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    As I look at Japanese products more, the less apt I feel about learning an Asian language... Oh wells, still gotta be bilingual.
     
  12. Narayan

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    dw, japanese isn't the only asian language(and alphabet). we have diversity
     
  13. Ubuntuの刀

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    I knew someone was gonna comment on that.