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I'm scared of heights too.
I prefer to be stuck in a room with a spider than with a moth.
I reckon my day to day situations and my reactions could actually make people have a good laugh.
 

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I prefer to be stuck in a room with a spider than with a moth.

I don't mind moths, spiders, wasps or bees... but flies freak me out. Not all flies, just those big black brundle-fuckers. Ones so big they make an audible "tunk" when they hit your window.
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TrolleyDave

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After reading this :

My girlfriend likes me to shave my balls and, just this week, she decided that it would be fun if I let her "veet" them.
Seemed like a good idea (she had that glint in her eye so I was kinda looking forward to the aftershow party) but a couple of minutes later I found myself running naked through the house so I could soothe my bollocks in cold water.

I reckon that's a pretty fitting cover!
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And can I just say that I'm not normally squeamish, but DAMN that story sent a shiver down my spine!
 

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And can I just say that I'm not normally squeamish, but DAMN that story sent a shiver down my spine!

That's not even the full story mate.

When I got home I decided to shower (again, seemed like a good idea) what I didn't realise, was that my freshly veeted ball-sack was now stuck to my underwear (a sticky side-effect of the veet process).
So there's me, stripping down in the bathroom while checking the water temperature, and I just whipped 'em off!
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Ouchy!
 

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I watch "The O.C." everyday at 3pm.
I also like movies of the Drama genre. "Chick flicks", so to speak.


Now that's just sick
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I know! I can't help it!
I need to go to rehab or something. Seriously, I will literally WAKE UP from a deep sleep, JUST to watch The O.C.!
It's hypnotic, I swear it.

As for the drama movies... well, I can't explain that one. Perhaps it's because I was surrounded by females in my childhood, and that's all that they watched.
 

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After reading this :

My girlfriend likes me to shave my balls and, just this week, she decided that it would be fun if I let her "veet" them.
Seemed like a good idea (she had that glint in her eye so I was kinda looking forward to the aftershow party) but a couple of minutes later I found myself running naked through the house so I could soothe my bollocks in cold water.

I reckon that's a pretty fitting cover!
tongue.gif


And can I just say that I'm not normally squeamish, but DAMN that story sent a shiver down my spine!

You should've added that to the 'I shaved my puebs' thread.. I always wondered if that would work...but..damn..oww...
be more careful with your cannonballz...
 

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And can I just say that I'm not normally squeamish, but DAMN that story sent a shiver down my spine!


That's not even the full story mate.

When I got home I decided to shower (again, seemed like a good idea) what I didn't realise, was that my freshly veeted ball-sack was now stuck to my underwear (a sticky side-effect of the veet process).
So there's me, stripping down in the bathroom while checking the water temperature, and I just whipped 'em off!
ohmy.gif


Ouchy!

My eyes are literally watering from imagining the pain!
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I think I need to go put an ice pack down there just in sympathy!
 
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